Manu Dibango, Cameroon jazz-funk star, dies aged 86 of coronavirus
Really missing having a monitor that I can rotate into portrait mode
#ReallyNicheFirstWorldProblems
What’s your favourite lock?
Readers recommend: podcasts to binge on while you’re cooped up in self-isolation
People who think they are definitely safe if they stay two metres away have never heard me sneeze
Lovely day out there today. You can bet that the day after we’re given the all-clear it will be hissing down
#GrumpyOldManTweet
Watching this can boost your immune responses
I expect
I suggested footgolf…which might keep 1 or 2 entertained for about 5 minutes
It’s tricky!
RTs appreciated
Asking for a teacher friend, who has key workers' kids coming in
What games or activities can infant age kids do while maintaining social distance?
Are there any resources out there?
RT @salisbury_matt: And somewhere in the darkness The gambler, he broke even
#PostASongLyricYouLove
RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt Especially as you have to look after your elf in this day and age.
5, 6 and 10 are my priorities.
Yours may differ
Ten Ways to Help You Survive Twelve Weeks of Self-Isolation - Iain Dale
I know we’ve all got bigger things to worry about but it’s ‘Wetherspoons’ not ‘Weatherspoons’.
How you spell the owner’s name is entirely up to you.
Ladies and gentlemen of a certain age, especially those from Salisbury, will enjoy this
From @breadcircuspub (who I just encountered, or possibly re-encountered, during a discussion of which Premier League managers would be best in a fight)
I can’t believe that the Laughing Gnome didn’t make this list
#JustSayGnome
RT @PennyFarmer18: The people who flout Govt guidelines, are at best fools and, at worst, morally questionable.
In the last week, @Nigel_Farage said ‘China caused this nightmare’, @POTUS started calling covid-19 ‘the Chinese virus’ and we had the hashtag #ChinaLiedPeopleDied showing up on Twitter
I’m sceptical of conspiracy theories… but it feels like someone’s co-ordinating this stuff t.co/xtZnZbqVx…
Gobsmacked! twitter.com/CarryOnJo…
RT @MaidenWatford: H e l p M e I A m T r a p p e d I n A n E y e c h a r t F a c t o r y.