Looking forward to the next Mad Max being a post apocalyptic struggle for toilet roll

www.theguardian.com/australia…

RT @SalisburyCath: #Onthisday in 1226 William Longespée, 3rd Earl of Salisbury, died suddenly at Old Sarum.

When his tomb was opened in 1…

Same with the old Star in Brown Street

Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays If you ever went to the bathroom at CBGB’s you’re immune to the Coronavirus

Very much enjoyed Shirley Valentine at @salisburyplay

I quite fancy a holiday now though….

The daughter doing her song with just piano and voice

I know I’m biased….but I think it’s rather good

www.instagram.com/p/B861csf…

My word of the day today is ‘griddle’.

Kind of interesting - How wealthy is your neighbourhood?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5…

The acronym F.A.Q. should sometimes be J.T.Q.W.W.T.A - Just The Questions We Want To Answer

Public service announcement for all @ChelseaFC fans who are washing their hands

The ‘John Terry has won the double’ song takes 8.7 seconds to sing

The first two verses of the @willianborges88 song take 9.6 seconds to sing

….but your timings may vary

My word of the day today is ‘drench’.

Just in case you were in need of something else to worry about… www.theguardian.com/society/2…

I was pleased to hear Boris Johnson pay tribute to the people of Salisbury and Amesbury at #PMQs, but I do wish he would get on with releasing the report into Russian interference into our elections

My word of the day today is ‘triumph’.

I’ve been finding myself singing the Altered Images' Happy Birthday

Not sure it will work as well

They call me the human metronome

The very, very slow human metronome

Trending faster though

Elvis geeks will recognize Parchman, the prison accused of “abhorrent conditions, abuse and constant violence, inadequate health care and mental health care, and overuse of isolation”, as the one that Elvis' dad Vernon was sent to

www.theguardian.com/music/202…

My word of the day today is ‘frisson’.

RT @ThatTimWalker: If Johnson self-isolates, how will we know?

Boris Johnson has had a lot of criticism over his inertia on floods and the virus….but he’s clearly focussing on the really important stuff

www.theguardian.com/books/202…

I did eat in Greenwich, but then couldn’t resist a visit to Fishcotheque when I got to Waterloo

Recommended….but I should probably book another half-marathon t.co/BsMi84QCL…