One of the great, imponderable mysteries of life.

There are people out there who don’t like mushy peas

Or so they say

I may have to move some existing Bank Holidays to later in the year

We will also have a Bank Holiday to celebrate this

The Miracle at the Nou Camp

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/foo…

My word of the day today is ‘chirpy’.

When I am Prime Minister there will be Bank Holiday to celebrate this

www.theguardian.com/football/…

My political views are Hardcore Right-Wing

Bit of a surprise, tbh www.idrlabs.com/political… via @idr_labs

I’m on a very strict low-fat, low-sugar diet.

But only between meals

Which reminds me.

It’s a very long time since I heard anyone use the phrase ‘the world-wide web’

I always thought it was a rubbish name but I kind of miss it

My kobo e-book thingy tells me I’m 37% through the latest Jack Reacher….perhaps my internet browser should tell me I’m 17% through the internet

I wonder what percentage of the internet I’ve read?

I’m finding it difficult to decide who I prefer out of @lisanandy and @Keir_Starmer

It’s a shame that we can’t know who they’d pick for their Shadow Cabinet

US intelligence warned House members Russia is working to get Trump re-elected – reports

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…

“I’m rather partial to a chocolate orange”

@IainDale channeling Alan Bennett

:)

open.spotify.com/episode/2…

My word of the day today is ‘machination’.

I have a new life goal.

www.theguardian.com/music/202…

I saw this ‘pillar of light’ when I was out running last night.

I wasn’t sure whether I was hallucinating or about to meet my maker!

Looked good, though

:)

RT @Robert58585858: @salisbury_matt Dank is also a good word.

My word of the day today is ‘damp’.

To be fair to Priti Patel, there are some days at work when I seem to get so little done that I think I’d qualify as ‘economically inactive’

When I want to use sort-object in Powershell, half the time I end up typing sort-property

The other half of the time I end up typing sort-order