…unless one of the family is trying to make me look like an idiot which is more than likely

Not that I need any help with that

#TodayILearned that an ‘R’ at the start of a word in Portuguese is pronounced like an English ‘H’, so Cristiano’s surname would sound like ‘Honaldo’

It’s no consolation, tbh, but it should still be appreciated

Hopefully, we get another win at Stamford Bridge North on Sunday twitter.com/ChelseaFC…

I ‘did’ politics at university, and I could have made it a career in some capacity or other, maybe

Seeing some good people lining up to defend the indefensible I’m glad I ended up mucking around with computers instead twitter.com/OliverDow…

My word of the day today is ‘myriad’.

Poundland’s new strap line ‘This is Your Land’ reminds me of Woody Guthrie’s This Land is Your Land

Perhaps one of the other shops can adopt This Machine Kills Fascists t.co/I53dah7mr…

RT @ZoeJardiniere: Allegra Stratton resigned for being caught laughing about a lockdown-busting party, remember that? #r4today

RT @Steven_Coventry: Imagine not being Chelsea 💙💙

That was a shame #rmache

Carlo raises an eyebrow. The equivalent of TT having a full blown tantrum, I think

#rmache

RT @IanDunt: If we replaced a prime minister during the Second World War I’m pretty fucking confident we can do it during this one.

I’m about 10 months behind now in my podcast listening (I just heard Sue Grey/Gray mentioned on @mattforde’s show with no mention of #PartyGate)….and I’m in my early-to-mid-late-fifties, so I’m wondering how far behind I’ll be when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil

Hopefully either Saint Peter or the other chap will get me connected to the wifi.

My word of the day today is ‘drizzle’.

My word of the day today is ‘mulch’.

Didn’t catch this at the time:

“Oh when the Saints go marching out,” Chelsea’s visiting supporters gleefully sang.

www.theguardian.com/football/…

I think that’s the biggest win I’ve seen since Chelsea 7 Ipswich 1…quite a while ago

#SouChe #motd

“I know someone is briefing full time against Rishi in No 10.

There are people in there who want to get rid of him because if the PM gets into trouble they want there to be no alternative leader.”

www.thetimes.co.uk/article/s…

Sat in with the Saints fans….but what a great match

#WasHeGerrardInDisguise?

#SouChe

RT @neal_sousbois: @salisbury_matt Is this a zigga zagga I see before me?