:)

Tulip Siddiq @TulipSiddiq Nazanin is at the airport in Tehran and on her way home.

I came into politics to make a difference, and right now I’m feeling like I have.

More details to follow. #FreeNazanin

My word of the day today is ‘snout’.

There’s pros and cons to full time WFH

Looking out of the window at the rain, rather than getting soaked on the way to the station, drying off a bit, than getting soaked again between the station and work….it’s definitely one of the pros

My phrase of the day today is ‘a dim view’.

The Salisbury Midnight Walk is now an Evening Walk….and I’m sure it will be fab

register.enthuse.com/ps/event/…

My word of the day today is ‘dazzling’.

My phrase of the day today is ‘believe you me’.

My word of the day today is ‘filibuster’.

RT @IrwinStrachan: If anyone has a tip… Contact Mark!

“What we now must recognise is that the British government’s response to the Skripal poisoning, and specifically Boris Johnson’s role in it, was a glaring national security failure”

I agree with @carolecadwalla

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

Does anybody else on Chelsea Twitter still read ‘AC’ as Ashley Cole?

#OldManTweet #CHENEW

The main purpose of the fourth official is to give the managers someone to swear at, as far as I can see

#CHENEW

RT @govindajeggy: I swing between inaccurate similes like a cake in a lighthouse

#TodayILearned that, if you are so minded, you can get the bit between the square brackets from a Powershell text object (here it’s ‘Line’) as follows:

select @{E={$_.Line.split('[')[1].split(']')[0]};L=‘Text’}

So from:

Chelsea [FC] European Champions

It would extract:

FC

Pope John Paul II, or possibly Carlo Anceolotti, or maybe Abraham Lincoln for all I know, said:

“Amongst all unimportant subjects, football is by far the most important.”

I’ve thought about that a bit over the last few days

Never mind hearing the first cuckoo….Cheryl Baker is on the radio shortly talking about #Eurovision

Spring is coming

My word of the day today is ‘parish’.

Presumably @ThreeUK will be offering refunds to people who’ve bought replica shirts?

Three UK @ThreeUK In light of the government’s recently announced sanctions, we have requested Chelsea Football Club temporarily suspend our sponsorship of the club, including the removal of our brand from shirts and around the stadium until further notice. 1/2

We recognise that this decision will impact the many Chelsea fans who follow their team passionately. However, we feel that given the circumstances, and the Government sanction that is in place, it is the right thing to do. 2/2

RT @CareFreeCaba: Putin is definitely gonna stop the war now that Chelsea fans can’t buy tickets! Well done @BorisJohnson !

RT @carefreecammy: Happy birthday to the best football club in the world 💙