It’s sometimes as if Thiago Silva’s fullname is Nowaypast Thiago Silva

#MIDCHE

My word of the day today is ‘daub’.

RT @poguesofficial: HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ALL THOSE AROUND AND IN BETWEEN ☘️

….and photos from 3 of the 4 locations, more-or-less

If the Fink is involved this is probably a pretty good option

Daniel Finkelstein @Dannythefink On Chelsea. Why Boehly is the colour

RT @shelternews: Widely known as #StPatricksDay did you know that March 17th is also the feast day of St Gertrude of Nivelles, the patron s…

My long-run route

One year ago today, I think. Possibly the internet’s best ever GIF.

#cfc #ktbffh #chelsea

This is on an LP of ‘The British Progressive Sound of 1971’ (I know, I know….how cool and with it am I?)

I hadn’t heard it before, but it’s the song on which Madonna’s Ray of Light is based.

It’s a bit different.

open.spotify.com/track/0m7…

My word of the day today is ‘malleable’.

I got today’s Wordle through using a word which I knew as a name but didn’t know was an actual word…and now I feel slightly cheap and seedy.

When I work out how to build a time machine, after I’ve been to see Stonehenge get built, and worked out what happened in Dallas, I’d very much like to spend a bit of time in Victoria music halls.

I’m far too squeamish to watch the gory bits (and there are an awful lot of gory bits) but I really enjoyed this film of Peter Ackroyd’s book.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e… via @bbciplayer

Can you stop saying ‘dispatches’? @btsportfootball #LOSCCHE

Job done. Despite everything

#LOSCCHE

Bamba is no Gascoigne #LOSCCFC #LOSCCHEL

More.punishing of the scapegoats

theathletic.com/news/chel…

My phone camera isn’t showing it, but the sky is a nice buttery-yellow in the Shire tonight

I’m choosing to believe it’s caused by the Saharan sand

I sometimes type my name in as ‘<att’ rather than Matt

This looks like I must be being geeky and very clever in some way…..but it’s not that - I’m just not a very good typist.

Respect to @TulipSiddiq and @trussliz for this

Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar Tulip Siddiq says @trussliz has been only Foreign Sec who “actually did something” about Nazanin’s release and paying the debt Britain owes to Iran.

MP says it was “quite an achievement” on Truss’s part when Philip Hammond, Jeremy Hunt, Boris Johnson, Dom Raab all failed