As per a previous tweet

It’s more complicated than they thought

It would cost a lot of money

…and it’s someone else’s fault #BrexitBong t.co/mMjN2wcEJ…

#TodayILearned that you can search within a list on Twitter.

e.g. I’ve a list of IT-Pro-type people called ‘Microstuff’. If I run this search:

edge list:salisbury_matt/microstuff

it shows me what those people are saying about Microsoft’s new browser twitter.com/search t.co/rZR12DvbZ…

There’s a new feature in Powershell called a ‘ternary operator’

Claude Monet, he was a Turner-y operator

Awful joke. Sorry. t.co/D0TCflV6t…

My Nokia phone, Strava and GPS over-estimated the distance on my run last night by 20ish percent

I think it’s this effect, where the GPS goes wierd t.co/yPqzhnQFk…

When Super Frank Lampard eventually resigns as @ChelseaFC manager, having won everything there is to win, and him and @morriskid go on to manage England to World Cup glory….when that happens I can imagine @juanmata8 as Chelsea manager

My word of the day today is ‘liniment’.

It’s more complicated and more expensive than they thought and all the problems are just a Remained plot twitter.com/Iancoll94…

Who’d have thought it? twitter.com/FullFact/… t.co/UFRF8tOuO…

Definitely not odd. twitter.com/Channel4N…

Better still….you can do it through T-sql

– creates a local job category named AdminJobs
USE msdb ;
GO
EXEC dbo.sp_add_category
@class=N’JOB',
@type=N’LOCAL',
@name=N’AdminJobs' ;
GO

docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql…

#TodayILearned that you can create your own Sqlserver job categories by righ-clicking on Jobs, under SQL Server Agent t.co/cyLu0dXOm…

My work of the day today is ‘pernickety’, or possibly ‘persnickety’.

My word of the day today is ‘dumpling’.

It will be “Arise, Sir Tammy”

www.theguardian.com/football/…

“John McDonnell, I will join you.

I will lie down in front of those bulldozers and stop the construction of that third runway”

Boris Johnson, 8th May 2015

www.theguardian.com/environme…

Did Sid ever buy any shares in British Gas?

m.youtube.com/watch

Similary, I am slightly ‘excessilogiphobic’ …..which means I’m afraid of made-up words which are more complicated than saying ‘fear of X’

To be honest I’m not over-keen on collective nouns anyway - I’d say a ‘flock’ of starlings

I would say the collective noun for collective nouns should be a ‘contrivance’ of collective nouns

Why is it a ‘murmuration’ of starlings rather than a ‘murmur’of starlings? t.co/b97rlHGRe…

My word of the day today is ‘miscreant’.