Fox News: there are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally Muslim where non-Muslims just simply don’t go in.
If everyone in Birmingham is a Muslim, is everyone in Wiltshire a druid? I better start growing a beard….
RT @TelegraphNews: Fox News ‘terror expert’ says everyone in Birmingham is a Muslim www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl…
…and if you found those last two tweets interesting then a) you’re as odd as me and b) you might like this brettjanes.com/charles-d…
I was once on a bus in New Cross, 2 mins from home, with new copy of Bleak House. Thought I’d just read first sentence. It was:
‘London.’
Julian Cope’s mum was obsessed with 1st lines “Bless my cotton socks I’m in the news” was ‘written with her in mind’ gu.com/p/44g83
RT @TwopTwips: CONVERT your ordinary barbers into a ‘Gentleman’s Barbers’ by simply put up movie posters of Scarface and The Godfather. @D…
RT @dukkhaboy: That southampton manager looks good. Maybe spurs should employ him #MUNSOU
The main purpose of the fourth official - to give the managers someone to shout at? #motd
Chelsea win and Spurs lose…normal service has been resumed. Totten-who What-Spur?
There’s a Cramps live LP coming out :) www.roughtrade.com/albums/89… t.co/3YlJdISRU…
Have been working on some stuff @PenflipApp, a collaborative writing thing (https://www.penflip.com/) - it’s very good
By my calculations, @chelseafc are now top on points, top on goal difference, top on goals scored and top on alphabetical order :)
RT @LewisNGriffiths: Lampard if you dare.
RT @TekkaBooSon: Any goal Lampard scores from now until May should be disallowed as he is supposed to be in New York.
RT @MCFC SUB CITY: @fernaoficial makes way for Frank Lampard for the final stages . #evertonvcity #mcfc << don’t even think about it Mr L!
Quiz - Can you guess the rock stars from the emoji art? Quiz
…got most of them
RT @montie: David Cameron chooses gay marriage as one of his proudest achievements www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homep…
RT @PlazaRomsey: Here are a few publicity photos from our panto Dick Whittington courtesy of our photographer Matt Ellison. If… t…
.@dukkhaboy #21stcenturypostChristmastraditions feeling REALLY SMUG about putting recycling out the evening before :)