RT @StoneAveWHS: Come and find out about the new Stonehenge and Avebury Management Plan at Amesbury Library Friday 16 Jan 10am-4pm.

Many Xmas trees littering the pavements this morning, as if Birnam Wood did come to my bit of Salisbury.

RT @mitdasein: “It says here on your résumé that you were born in a crossfire hurricane.”

#Onthisday in 1820, John Constable made a sketch of Stonehenge. On Salisbury Plain. In January. #respect salisburyandstonehenge.net/on-this-d…

RT @dukkhaboy: Live snooker is on the red button then the black button then the red button and the pink button next

When one politician calls another a chicken, they should do the ‘puk, puk, puk’ noise & flap their elbows. If a thing’s worth doing.. #PMQs

No disrespect to Burnley…but I’ve not struggled to get tickets for a just-promoted team before #cfc

Am in the #cfc virtual waiting room…such fun

RT @SalisInfo: Tickets now on sale @SalisInfo for ‘Is It On The Trolley’ Victoria Wood’s sketches @StudioTheatre1. Tickets £10/£8. t

RT @darrenrichman: Since cartoons are everywhere at the moment, here’s my favourite t.co/H9aIx3GH3…

I like the new Harry Potter drawings. Films were fun but its nice to have some different images www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/h…

Trains from Andover back to The Shire are a bit mucked up

Chap says ‘Old Sarum was not Atlantis but the same civilisation did build [it]…has the same engineering signatures’ www.the-stonehenge-enigma.info/2014/12/o…

Enjoyed Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on George Clooney www.theguardian.com/film/2015…

RT @mrmarksteel: That idiot from Fox News has now described Birmingham as “beautiful”. That’s even more ridiculous than what he said before.

RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt I see he didn’t take back the stuff he made up about London! #FoxNewsFacts

www.theguardian.com/media/201…

To keep up with Birmingham, I am declaring Wiltshire a Druids-only zone. No robes, no entry. #FoxNewsFacts

RT @pete_sinclair: It has been scientifically proved that journalistic standards at Fox News would be improved by employing actual foxes. #…

RT @KuperSimon: In 2012 Birmingham legally renamed itself ‘Birming’ after city’s Muslim caliphate removed suffix as non-halal #foxnewsfacts

RT @FelicityMorse: there is now a petition asking the mayor of Birmingham to let non-Muslims back into the city www.change.org/p/the-cit… #fo…