Readers recommend: podcasts to binge on while you’re cooped up in self-isolation
People who think they are definitely safe if they stay two metres away have never heard me sneeze t.co/EH5Drq3YK…
Ex-@SalisburyFC Ashley Barnes with a new take on the vital 20 seconds twitter.com/BurnleyOf…
The Pepsi Max is in the back of the car and my other half has taken the car to work! t.co/iBk7iFVzh…
Great social conscience
Poor toilet roll skills twitter.com/SoccerAM/…
Lovely day out there today. You can bet that the day after we’re given the all-clear it will be hissing down
#GrumpyOldManTweet
Watching this can boost your immune responses
I expect twitter.com/ChelseaFC…
I suggested footgolf…which might keep 1 or 2 entertained for about 5 minutes
It’s tricky!
RTs appreciated
Asking for a teacher friend, who has key workers' kids coming in
What games or activities can infant age kids do while maintaining social distance?
Are there any resources out there?
RT @salisbury_matt: And somewhere in the darkness The gambler, he broke even
#PostASongLyricYouLove
RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt Especially as you have to look after your elf in this day and age.
5, 6 and 10 are my priorities.
Yours may differ twitter.com/IainDale/…
I know we’ve all got bigger things to worry about but it’s ‘Wetherspoons’ not ‘Weatherspoons’.
How you spell the owner’s name is entirely up to you.
Ladies and gentlemen of a certain age, especially those from Salisbury, will enjoy this
From @breadcircuspub (who I just encountered, or possibly re-encountered, during a discussion of which Premier League managers would be best in a fight)
I can’t believe that the Laughing Gnome didn’t make this list
#JustSayGnome
RT @PennyFarmer18: The people who flout Govt guidelines, are at best fools and, at worst, morally questionable.
In the last week, @Nigel_Farage said ‘China caused this nightmare’, @POTUS started calling covid-19 ‘the Chinese virus’ and we had the hashtag #ChinaLiedPeopleDied showing up on Twitter
I’m sceptical of conspiracy theories… but it feels like someone’s co-ordinating this stuff t.co/xtZnZbqVx…
Gobsmacked! twitter.com/CarryOnJo…
RT @MaidenWatford: H e l p M e I A m T r a p p e d I n A n E y e c h a r t F a c t o r y.