I’m kind of glad there’s a place for Nadine Dorries in the House of Commons, but I kind of wish it wasn’t on the government front-bench

Check out Nadine Dorries’s video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMLEwTHjx…

“The birdman flew out of an airplane and his parachute didn’t open,” McCartney recalled years later. “We watched him drop and went, ‘uh-oh, I don’t think that’s right.’ We thought, ‘any second now his parachute’s got to open’. And it never did.” www.theneweuropean.co.uk/leo-valen…

I love the smell of deleted code in the morning.

I need my own personal plugin for our ticketing system.

When I’m reporting that I can’t reach a VM, it will pop-up and say ‘Have you logged into the ruddy network, you silly old man?’

Much as I admire @satyanadella and all his works…..I’m really not sure about that bookcase

I’m lucky enough ‘not to have had Covid’

I’m wonder what the probabilities are that I’ve either had Covid' and not realised, or that I have actually not had Covid'.

Clearly, having typed this out, I’ll catch it later today

My word of the day today is ‘stove’.

If you haven’t visited the Chelsea website at least once an hour today to see if there’s been an announcement then you’re not Proper Chels

:)

#ktbffh #cfc #chelsea #Boehly

My word of the day today is ‘tingle’.

#TodayILearned that to find a line not containing the word ‘INFO’ in vim you can do this:

/^(.Info)@!.$

Via vim.fandom.com/wiki/Sear…

Not seen this before…

“I think I’ve broken my ankle. No, not really, but it hurts a bit. If you wanna make this next one work, you’ve gotta work together, ‘cause I’m gonna do this one sitting down. "

Bowie at Salisbury City Hall, June 14th, 1973. dangerousminds.net/comments/…

Interesting article about Dickens' possible Jewish ancestry

www.thejc.com/lets-talk…

It’s not about the cake, or the booze, or the parties….it’s about the lying, and about the lying to Parliament and about accepting Allegra Stratton’s resignation, and about saying you were furious

#PartyGate

When I get the inevitable call from @laurenlaverne to go on #DesertIslandDiscs the music will be fab, but I’m not sure the back stories will be up to snuff

I heard this one on Spotify / John Peel / at a gig etc won’t be very interesting

Sorry listeners

open.spotify.com/track/5bp…

My word of the day today is ‘calypso’.

My word of the day today is ‘calypso’.

No apology needed, surely?

www.theguardian.com/football/…

My word of the day today is ‘fickle’.

My word of the day today is ‘fickle’.