RT @guardian_sport: How a team from Luxembourg with a one-armed striker lost 21-0 to Chelsea www.theguardian.com/football/… By @BeyondTLM

Tonights tea is soup with kale, lentils & quinoa in it. This is so ridiculously healthy that I can then eat nothing but mince pies ‘til 2017

RT @ian_bec: Don’t eat £5 notes.

As a vegetarian, I shall now only carry £50 notes

There was some mews that fivers contained some animal product

The new UKIP bloke thinks that ‘the very existence of the NHS stifles competition ‘.

Weirdo.

RT @ian_bec: Don’t recall any mention of EEA membership in that abject referendum.

My word of the day today is ‘rigmarole’. www.etymonline.com/index.php

#TodayILearned that the pincers of a scorpion are called ‘pedipalps’ and that baby scorpions are ‘scorplings’ www.abc.net.au/radio/pro…

RT @timmytapper: @jeffries_peter @campbellclaret @wanatravel funny how leave voters always say 17m rather than 52%. 17m sounds overwhelming…

Lord Voldemort is a difficult act to follow though

Enjoyed Fantastic Beasts. Fave Potter film so far…but possibly partly because I wasn’t comparing with a book

Sean Lock gets Flann O’Brien, Father Ted and going to @ChelseaFC into one Guardian article…which is good

www.theguardian.com/stage/201…

Costa > Kane ….by quite some distance.

Just heard Blue is the Colour on the radio. Marvellous m.youtube.com/watch

RT @Gemma_Chan1: This is wonderful @vaults @stopfundinghate. Would be amazing if @johnlewisretail followed suit ❤️ #goodwilltoall #stopfund…

RT @ChelseaFC: We’ll be supporting the #RainbowLaces campaign at Saturday’s game… che.lc/Fd1SRj

RT @Siobhain_MP: Happy Christmas from M&S…Spare a thought for M&S staff who have to sign their contracts with pay cuts TODAY or face the…

Definition: ‘a perfect hat-trick’ is left foot, right foot, header…or any hat trick scored against Tottenham

RT @Marcovanbelle: @Clonehenge hi there, can anybody help me identify the owner of the clone that was at the Goodwood Festival, as seen on…

Happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate it