Not sure whether I want Peterborough or Notts County #CarefulNow #YouNeverKnow #PotentialBananaSkins #WhatCouldPossibltGoWrongNow
To be honest he seems to be not so much draining the swamp as re-stocking it with alligators.
When I’m Prime Minister mini mince pies will be banned or taxed out of existence.
I dunno how kids see it, but I’m fifty two and a half and I think this giant Santa is a bit scary.
Probably comes to life at night, too.
RT @passengermusic: here is the new video for you …. the song is called “and it stoned me” by @vanmorrison m.youtube.com/watch
RT @EastLondonGroup: Ah yes @salisbury_matt I can see what you mean! Here’s Roofs at Swiss Cottage by B A R (Sam) Carter which is @ace_nati…
This is terrific….forgive me, but it does remind me of Mary Poppins
RT @gardener_the: You couldn’t make it up #omnishambles
RT @guardian_sport: Sport picture of the day: throw in at the end of the world www.theguardian.com/sport/pic…
And now you gonna believe us, And now you gonna believe us, And now you gotta believe us, We just might maybe, hopefullly, win the league
Looking back with some nostalgia to last year when I wasn’t worrying about the result each Chelsea match
.@TelegraphTravel on Great Stones Way walk from @Visit_Swindon to @EHOldSarum with ‘suggested detours’ to see Stones www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/de…
Difficult to explain how much I enjoyed this first sentence.
t would, perhaps, be the defining irony of Arsène Wenger’s uneasy relationship with Chelsea if it turns out that when he finally devised a way of beating them it provoked a tactical shift that won the Blues the title. Since Chelsea switched to a back three when 3-0 down at half-time at the Emirates, they have conceded only once, winning seven Premier League games in a row.
Thank you, @jonawils
www.theguardian.com/football/… #cfc #ktbffh
When I win @TNLUK i’m going on a world tour of everything that’s ever been compared to @EH_Stonehenge.
Obviously.
This is a big swing from pro brexit to anti brexit. That 52% looks even more flimsy. www.theguardian.com/politics/…
RT @RHCampusLife: Fire services have contained reported fire at Founder’s. No reported injuries. Safety first means building remains closed.
I’m so behind with my podcasts that David Cameron is still Prime Minister
#BreitbartCereals Weirdo-Bix Not sure that quite works tbh
Train delayed because the coupling mechanism is frozen solid. Know how it feels.
White rabbits