A trophy at last!

@johncrossmirror - Mauricio Pochettino asked about ‘Arry being king of the jungle. He clearly had no idea but said: “congratulations. And a trophy for us!”

RT @gothick: If we need a more coherent government, it’s worth bearing in mind that all three of The Goodies are still alive.

#OnThisDay in 1833 it was announced that gas street lighting would be installed in Fisherton Street, Salisbury

RT @neal_sousbois: I’ve thought about it long and hard and I fail to see what could possibly go wrong today. Come on Chelsea

RT @Buzzcocks: It’s with great sadness that we confirm the death of Pete Shelley, one of the UK’s most influential and prolific songwriters…

#OnThisDay in 2007 @UNESCO said that it ‘‘regrets the U.K. government’s decision to cancel the A303 Stonehenge Road Improvement scheme on the basis of cost concerns"

One of those days on which I can see the point of these ‘motor car’ things

The thing with the moon landings being faked……

If they were faked were the previous Apollo missions faked too?

And if they were faked was Sputnik faked?

And if Sputnik was faked is air travel faked?

Are all the airlines just really elaborate simulations?

#ImACeleb

‘Tis the season to listen to Ini Kamoze m.youtube.com/watch

I was ‘involved’ in a brief mobile phone outage once (many, many years ago)….and it does still put a lot of other IT problems in perspective

I should be using:

‘get-eventlog -LogName system -newest 10

….which is more efficient anyway, and has the added bonus of not being really daft thing to do

Today’s act of Powershell stupidity is expecting:

‘get-eventlog -LogName system | select -last 10’

….to give me the 10 most recent events. Will I ever learn? t.co/mifTY7RDM…

Marvellous evening at the Union Chapel with @nowthisissonny, @orlagartland, @levvis, @laurenaquilina, @HanGraceMusic and @GabrielleAplin

God bless them, every one!

If Tyson Fury wins Sports Personality of the Year, will someone ask if he can twerk?

#SPOTY

www.theguardian.com/football/…

Today is Saint Osmund’s Day

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sain…

#OnThisDay in 1540 King Henry VIII took possession of Amesbury Abbey

“The problem with negotiating a successful Brexit plan is that too many people want too many different things.

It’s like the Women’s Institute having to work out how to share the Village Hall with a sex cult”

#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay

www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

“Once parliament votes down the deal, the slow games will be over and we will move into quickfire decision-making. This is when all the contestants will have to play speed chess.”

#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay from the always-worth-reading @andrewrawnsley

www.theguardian.com/commentis…

1-0 up. A Reason to be #CHEFUL

#TodayILearned that Mrs Hudson wasn’t the housekeeper at 221b Baker Street, she was the landlady

(Via @barrycryer80 in the @RadioTimes )