I can’t believe that the Laughing Gnome didn’t make this list

#JustSayGnome

www.theguardian.com/music/202…

RT @PennyFarmer18: The people who flout Govt guidelines, are at best fools and, at worst, morally questionable.

In the last week, @Nigel_Farage said ‘China caused this nightmare’, @POTUS started calling covid-19 ‘the Chinese virus’ and we had the hashtag #ChinaLiedPeopleDied showing up on Twitter

I’m sceptical of conspiracy theories… but it feels like someone’s co-ordinating this stuff t.co/xtZnZbqVx…

Gobsmacked! twitter.com/CarryOnJo…

RT @MaidenWatford: H e l p M e I A m T r a p p e d I n A n E y e c h a r t F a c t o r y.

#TodayILearned that nearly 1 in 3 women in London are on zero-hours contracts

(Via @CCriadoPerez' Invisible Women)

My word of the day today is ‘ping’.

It’s twenty to three in the Shire, and I’ve only just fired up Powershell.

I think this is a record

#AdminIsFun

You can try to remember to go into ‘Format’ mode

(via @CameronDwyer - camerondwyer.com/2018/12/2…)

…or alternatively there are a number of places to vote for a fix:

microsoftteams.uservoice.com/forums/55…

microsoftteams.uservoice.com/forums/55…

microsoftteams.uservoice.com/forums/55…

which is really annoying

when you hit ‘Enter’

a messge

As far as I can see, you don’t seem to be able to stop Microsoft Teams sending

Bethany doing ‘Colourless’ from her EP, without the vocals

www.instagram.com/p/B91-k3q…

I quite fancy going to a supermarket and being told I’m not old enough to go in

Somebody said he came from New Orleans Where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen, And a crashing blow from a huge right hand Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land:

#PostASongLyricYouLove

open.spotify.com/track/02C…

#TodayILearned that women have physically thinner skin than men

(Via @CCriadoPerez' Invisible Women)

RT @SalisburyMuseum: We have some solace in #art in the Close and a mass of dangerous curves by the wonderful #henrymoore. Thank you @salis

My word of the day today is ‘gloop’

RT @RBReich: Amazon – the richest corporation in the world, which paid almost no taxes last year – is offering UNPAID time off for worker…