And I wouldn’t swap two of him for N’Golo Kante
Wouldn’t swap him for Eden Hazard www.theguardian.com/football/…
RT @themiltonjones: Just to say I won’t be sending any Christmas cards this year, but with the money I would’ve spent on them I’ll be buyin…
Husband, the President in jail. Sabotages car outside, with Ella stuck playing v loud. Top Desert Island Discs story www.bbc.co.uk/programme…
RT @StopFundingHate: A recent article in the Sun by the UK Foreign Secretary inaccurately claimed that #StopFundingHate urges a “boycott of…
A day on which I can see the benefits of owning a motor car
#SlightlyDamp
Today I am wondering whether I would sooner have eight Dusty Springfield or eight Chrissie Hynde records as my Desert Island Discs
RT @rocking_bob: I can’t wait for David Peace’s Klopp book.
RT @StopFundingHate: The Daily Mail & Sun are attacking @StopFundingHate because they know it’s working. Now let’s ramp up our campaign & c…
Sometimes people who can sing & dance & act are called ‘a triple threat’
Tbh I’ve never found any of these things particularly threatening
Alexei Sayle while discussing 1941 invasion of Iraq… ‘When @jeremycorbyn is elected all comedy will be like this’ www.bbc.co.uk/programme…
#LastNightIDreamt I was debating whether to host a database server in the Kings Head or the Bishops Mill. I favoured the Bishops Mill
How long have we been playing the Liquidator at half time? #CHEATL
#TodayILearned that cello can be spelt ‘cello.
The apostrophe denotes abbreviation from violoncello which can be tranlated as little, big viol
Or something
As you get older, the policemen seem to get younger, and the Doctors only seem to last for five minutes
This morning I am wondering whether I prefer Hot Cross Buns to mince pies, or vice versa
#TodayILearned that Britain’s greatest peacetime Prime Minister Clem Attlee was a poor tipper podtail.com/en/podcas…
And why are they ‘Commandments’ and not just ‘Commands’?
This is a bit like discovering that there was once an 11th Commandment
#TodayILearned that Just a Minute originally had a round in which you couldn’t use plurals www.theguardian.com/culture/2…