The English towers and landmarks that inspired Tolkien’s hobbit sagas

www.theguardian.com/books/202…

The thing with the saxophone is that it looks good.

All musical instruments do, but the saxophone makes whoever is playing it look that bit cooler than most other instruments

The saxophone is over-rated.

The trombone is under-rated.

You may disagree

RT @petercmoore: What if Dolly Parton could only get a part-time job?

Cat scarpered when everyone started clapping tonight

Only just got him in

Ruddy NHS!

I should add that the mural was painted (or mainly painted) by my friend from football, Fred Fieber

www.fredfieber.com

My other thought for today is that if you ‘win’ a competition in penalties, it ONLY really counts if you’ve previously lost that same competition on penalties.

IT JUST DOESN’T.

My thought for today is that good enough is good enough

From today’s lunchtime walk

I hope the old chap isn’t getting lonely in @SalisburyMuseum without any visitors

My next Dyson will be a Hoover

www.theguardian.com/technolog…

My work desk faces the window, which is nice

I can see people, some of whom I would probably know, walking up or down the hill,which is also nice

The trouble is,that with my work glasses on,I’m too short-sighted to be able to tell whether I know them or not

#FirstWorldProblems

I wonder if there will be a sale on

:)

www.theguardian.com/business/…

When my eldest was growing up she was always wanting to know what your favourite colour, film, TV character etc was

This was my favourite song open.spotify.com/track/2aE…

U2 and the Undertones perhaps have an equal number of great songs.

The Undertones churned them out in about a tenth of the time, but more significantly they had one of the great pop voices

open.spotify.com/track/6rG…

‘U’ and ‘V’ could’ve been the two Dublin bands, U2 and the Virgin Prunes

I never saw U2, but their chums, the Prunes were one of best live acts I saw around the start of the eighties

To be honest I couldn’t think of many ‘T’s.

I considered ‘The Pogues’ but I think @petercmoore would say I was cheating.

Anyway I remembered ‘Rex’ isn’t a surname so T. Rex it is

open.spotify.com/track/4Jz…

‘S’ is difficult, but it comes down to a choice between Nancy and Dusty

I would possibly need a hundred tweets to explain why I went for one rather than the other

open.spotify.com/track/7zm…

Part of yesterday’s lunch time walk t.co/3TIIVUhEA…

#TodayILearned that Tony Blair wore the same pair of shoes for every Prime Minister’s Questions

#PMQs #ToughOnShoesToughOnTheCausesOfShoes

(via @campbellclaret)

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/pmq…

This is a good list of pandemic-related slang.

I particularly like ‘the covid waltz’

kottke.org/20/05/cov…