That’s good
‘I was worried the reign of terror would lead to a reign of error’
@montie (I think) on @bbc5live
Johnson said the stories were ‘palpably false’
Were they?
More cock-up than conspiracy…but it is his cock-up
I wouldn’t trust him or Boris as far as I could throw him….but on the face of it I can see Dominic’s point of view
Hiring or encouraging people to flood Twitter with mis-spelt hashtags….it’s not entirely ethical, legitimate or honest, is it?
#dominiccummings
Mowing the lawn always takes a bit longer than you expect
#dominiccummings
if you are ever in danger and cannot speak to phone the police
Calling 999 and coughing or tapping in 55 on the keypad will signal to the call operator that you are in danger, allowing them to send officers to your location.
I’m not going to lie…I think the #peopleiwouldratherhaveasprimeministerthanborisjohnson tweets have aged rather well
Never mind the Last Dance, Villanelle or Ricky Gervais….these are my favourite guys on TV at the moment
I’m wondering if this is why Boris has looked so nervous at #PMQs?
He’s been wondering whether someone has been about to ask the question about Cummings going to Durham, Barnard Castle etc
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his Prime Minister-ship for his special friend
It’s almost as if Boris Johnson has decided he doesn’t want to be Prime Minister any more
Boris is fond of the word ‘palpably’
It doesn’t add much
Why is everybody calling the Cummings problem a ‘safe-guarding’ issue rather than a ‘child-care’ issue?
Is it a male/female thing? Or a political thing?
#Durhamgate
RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt This could be his Waterloo.
RT @Vitt2tsnoc: Reminder we had public OUTRAGE when Diane Abbott had a mojito on a train. #DominicCummings #Marr
He may have ducked his responsibilities, and put lives at risk, and be about to destroy the government…..but I’m still really annoyed about the Abba thing
RT @GaryLineker: If it were a young footballer, he’d have been correctly told to make a humiliating public apology.
‘Musicians, like golfers, tend to believe they’re just one piece of equipment away from achieving perfection’
@davidhepworth
See also hifi buffs, cyclists, computer geeks and perhaps a few others
I like the description of Sir Bob as ‘the exasperated mastermind behind the Live Aid concert’