#TodayILearned that, in the original pitch, Friends was titled ‘The Insomnia Cafe’
#TodayILearned that Lennie Godber’s first TV role was arresting Ena Sharples
This tweet will only make sense to English people ‘of a certain age’
#TodayILearned that 97% of the food and drink that we import is from the EU
#WeAreAllGoingToStarve
#INeedToLoseAFewPounds
RT @susie_dent: My word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’: a 19th century wooden toy puppet whose limbs jerk about at the whim of the puppet ma…
RT @lockhart_flaws: You try knocking off 5 days before the start of your official holiday and see if you’ve got a job to come back to
RT @GylesB1: So was it was Hillary down in Salisbury with the phial of poison?
Andrew Neil @afneil Astonishing Trump/Putin press conference: Trump doubts U.S. intelligence, endorses Putin denial of meddling in 2016 US election. Trump refuses to denounce Russian meddling. When Putin denies meddling, Trump nods
Did he cross his fingers and hope to die?
#TrumpPutin
I’ve achieved something today….renewed my @ChelseaFC membership
#footballscominghome
Of course I would have liked England to be in the #WorldCup final….but I wouldn’t be enjoying the feeling of gut-wrenching nerves I’d be suffering about now
Listening to @Yasmin_khan’s programme about Birmingham’s Balti Triangle
It’s very interesting….but I can only listen because I know I am having curry tonight
…am the music man, I come from down your way
And I can play twitter.com/sajidjavi…
Watching poor old Mrs May on #Marr taking about #Brexit
The phrase ‘mad riddle’ seems increasingly apt
Basu praised the efforts of the scientists and forensic officers who have volunteered….knowing that they are risking exposure to a deadly nerve agent. “This shouldn’t be taken for granted and their bravery and dedication is remarkable,”
I’ve finally worked out who the Trump baby balloon reminds me of
The less scary looking character is @ThistleTweet’s club mascot, Kingsley
By sponsoring the England team, @LidlUK aligned with England at its best
By funding the Daily Mail, they have haven’t done quite so well
#StopFundingHate
A different sort of President might have come to Salisbury, to show solidarity after the chemical attack
Instead Mr Trump has gone to Turnberry to play golf
Is that because he’s
Cooler and misty in the Shire this morning
Almost autumnal?
:)
RT @montie: Well done @theresa_may - clear statement in favour of net benefit of immigration
I don’t think that the Maltings car park would be an appropriate location for Salisbury Tourist Information
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