When you’ve been chopping chili peppers and later on you rub your eyes and you realise that there must be a little bit of chili left on your fingers somewhere even though you’ve washed your hands in the meantime.

That never gets old.

Natalie Haynes laughing at a comparison of @realDonaldTrump and Achilles was a joyful thing to hear #Today

RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt You should have realised that ‘Powersmell’ isn’t really a thing.

RT @beckyfh: To reiterate: the vaccine news is based on a press release and data on just 94 patients. Promising, but there’s a long way to…

For “flip’s” sake….just wasted half an hour because of someone’s deliberately wacky spelling of something

“John Quincy Adams, the sixth man to hold the office, observed: “There is nothing more pathetic than a former president.” Except – Mr Johnson might take note – the imitator of a rejected president.”

@andrewrawnsley hitting the nail on the head, again

amp.theguardian.com/commentis…

This Ziyech fella ain’t bad

t.co/cUjdvN1Ys…

t.co/SpgwXJ000…

t.co/XdD22V2RV…

Ruddy covid www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/1885… via @Inoreader

#TodayILearned that in 1833, £20 million was allocated as compensation for slave-owners.

The slaves had to stay as apprentices to their former owners

(Via the @thetimes review of @M_H_Taylor’s book)

www.penguin.co.uk/books/111…

Not all bad. twitter.com/DavidLamm…

I’m not sure any of the Chelsea ones are actually fouls twitter.com/GlennHodd…

An allegedly ‘Conservative’ MP calling the almost President-Elect a Communist

There are some real oddbods in the House if Commons twitter.com/AndrewRos…

I heard Nicky Campbell on the radio this morning, talking about Man U being beaten in Istanbul

He said ‘it was a loss for us on the Bosphorous’

Whatever the BBC are paying him, it’s worth it

#IBFKMUN

#OleIn

#OleOut

#YouDoTheOkeyCokeyAndYouShakeItAllAbout

Lots of fireworks going off round here….I don’t think he’s conceded as yet!

I like this….sounds a bit Pogues-y (which is, clearly, a good thing)

The Reckoning by @JonAllenMusic and @SharonShannon99

open.spotify.com/track/1RY… #NowPlaying

Hopefully we’ll be back in December, but I was a bit sad at the end of football last night

Especially because we lost

Be beautiful again, America 🙏🙏