I won’t be tweeting over the weekend, my mobile doesn’t work outside the M25
#AwfullyBritishTweetsFromThe90s
The @Conservatives Wiltshire PCC candidate has withdrawn
People got pretty nervous in London, at the time
It’s easy to forget how bad it was
My phone has been updated from Android 10 to Android 11
It’s certainly 10% more irritating
#TodayILearned that it’s bated breath, not baited breath, unless you’ve got a cunning plan to catch a mouse by eating a lot of cheese
It’s the same word as abated
Given Laurence Fox ended up getting only 2% of the vote, I think that there should be questions about why he was selected to appear on @bbcquestiontime?
Count Binface must be waiting with baited breath for his invite www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p…
Given today’s technology would it be possible to calculate how much time exactly a striker spend in an offside position and dock their wages accordingly?
Still the best team in Europe apart from West Brom
By far
#MCICHE #KTBFFH #cfc #RuddyAmazing
A chap on one of @IainDale’s podcast said that the few big house builders who control the market have a strategy of ‘contrived scarcity’, to keep prices at the right level
He might be right
#TodayILearned that, apparently, I say the word ‘americano’ in an amusingly strong Wiltshire accent
(Grrrrr….)
A reminder that the good people of Hartlepool don’t always do the sensible thing when it comes to elections
Sunset over pig farm and @EHOldSarum tonight
Bit of a queue at the polling station
It felt right to #VoteLabour again, after switching in 2019
Maybe the ESL Super League wasn’t such a bad idea…
No Frog Chorus?
Having lived in London for twenty-ish years I always feel vaguely disenfranchised because I don’t get to vote for the mayor
I’m sure @SadiqKhan will do fine anyway
Special, lucky voting pen has been located
#Election2021 #BothVotesLabour #UseChelseaPens
#TodayILearned, via @davidhepworth on the @WIYElondon podcast, that only one zebra crossing in the UK is classified as a Listed Building.
This one:
Doodling….
#CHERMA t.co/MLJvEQQEU…
My word of the day today is ‘vanquish’.