RT @SQLBob: And for today’s edition of keyboard shortcuts I should have learned long ago:

Windows + Shift + S: lets you take a screenshot…

RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt You should be allowed to classify pets based on their nuzzle velocity.

He should have been Sir Pete Shelley, really open.spotify.com/track/3NH…

My word of the day today is ‘nuzzle’.

Can I get myself designated as South-Wiltshire-affiliated media?

An uncharitable view might be that Haaland unsights his keeper, and then steps away to avoid getting hit by the ball

#DORMCI twitter.com/MessiMX10…

Old DBA proverb: “Just because people say you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they aren’t going to muck up your backups”

My word of the day today is ‘quench’.

This might actually be an unpopular opinion

Unless a player is in acres of space, an overhead kick should automatically result in a free kick for dangerous play

Studs are up, it’s out of control, and the only way to defend against it is to put your head where the guys boot is

Did I mention this when Giroud did one?

No, I did not

Bring on Real Madrid

My word of the day today is ‘skittle’.

#TodayILearned that BRB is ‘Be Right Back’

#TodayILearned that the name of the drink Ribena comes from ‘Ribes nigrum’, the botanical name of the blackcurrant

And it was invented in Bristol

My word of the day today is ‘chaff’.

I can exclusively reveal that Jo Davidson is related to……… Hissing Sid

#LineOfDuty

There’s a bit in Hear My Song when Adrian Dunbar says to his girlfriend “stick with me darling and you’ll be farting though silk”

It strikes me as a very Ted Hastings turn of phrase, but not a very Ted Hastings sentiment

#LineOfDuty

Good bit on Boris and the nature of clowning

Reminds me of “Can you dance faster than the White Clown, shout louder than Mr. Gimmick & the parlour ‘families’?

If you can, you’ll win your way, Montag.

In any event, you’re a fool. People are having fun.”

www.theguardian.com/news/2021…

An old chum on Facebook posted this bootleg from a gig a few if us went to.

The Sisters of Mercy supporting the Virgin Prunes

£3.50 - you got your money’s worth in them days

The Sisters Of Mercy London Electric Ballroom 11 08 83 Aud1 Adrenochrome m.youtube.com/watch

Every time a representative of the hospitality industry appears in the telly or radio I feel a bit less keen to go to a pub or restaurant