RT @PaulBrandITV: Laughter for Boris Johnson as he insists the truth matters in this election #ITVDebate

Great set…shame about the two dodgy old duffers taking part

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Can they bring on the Witchetty Grubs now?

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“Now I’m a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.” - Martin Fowler, in Refactoring Code

RT @Stan_And_Ollie: Retweet if you’d like to a see a season of #LaurelAndHardy’s classic short films on mainstream TV?

#OnThisDay in 1966 The Small Faces played at the City Hall, Salisbury.

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#OnThisDay in 2001, ten workers at Salisbury sorting office in Fisherton St won £3,530,184 on the National Lottery

The winning numbers were:

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RT @carolecadwalla: The recklessness of this is off the charts. Russia had just deployed a banned chemical weapon on Britain’s streets. A w…

Chaps on the radio saying you can only beat what’s in front of you as if some of us are actually under the misapprehension that we might be able to beat sides not present in the stadium

RT @anitathetweeter: Just a reminder that Emily Maitlis was paid less than her male colleagues and didn’t even make the list of high earner…

RT @DenisMacShane: Polls at this stage of 2017 GE showed Cons in high mid 40s and Lab 10 points behind

“We are about to elect a parliament of freaks and fanatics. If, however, enough Lib Dems, Greens and nationalists win, they can act as a blocking minority that will limit Johnson or Corbyn’s worst excesses.”

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Rubbish politics but good dad joke-ery

#OnThisDay in 2012 Conservative Angus Macpherson became the first elected Wiltshire Police Commissioner.

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#OnThisDay in 1967 the @BeeGees played at @CityHallSalis

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Today is Saint Edmund’s Day

Edmund was treasurer of Salisbury Cathedral, and then Archbishop of Canterbury

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RT @Pinotnoirgirl: My 5 year old to me this morning: “You smell nice mummy” “Ah. That’s nice darling. What do I smell of?” “Onions” Hmmmmm

RT @kevebbs: Did Department S ever get to speak to Vic?

Sir John Wyndham had a brother, Sir Hugh Wyndham.

Sir Hugh was the judge in the case of the ‘Sealed Knot Conspiracy’ (against Cromwell) in 1655. The leader of the consipracy was John Penruddock. Sir Hugh sentenced him to death

#TodayILearned that Henry Penruddock Wyndham, who owned Wyndham House and Park in Salisbury in the late 1700s was a direct descendant of both John Penruddock and Sir John Wyndham