RT @petercmoore: @janeeecharman @salisbury_matt One a penny when fresh, two a penny half an hour before the shop closes.

RT @SalisburyTours: A rare Great Bustard at Stonehenge this morning. t.co/N5Zdi93Jv…

RT @janeeecharman: Always puzzled by the ‘one a penny, two a penny’ thing. How much are these buns then? I think we should be told #HotCros…

Via @Dan1el42:

“PowerShell and Design Patterns by Freddie Sackur” - Last weeks recording now published at m.youtube.com/watch

The books are: Vacuum In The Dark by Jen Beagin In At The Deep End by Kate Davies Charlie Savage by Roddy Doyle Old Baggage by Lissa Evans Francis Plug: Writer In Residence by Paul Ewen Reasons To Be Cheerful by Nina Stibbe

As often as not for some reason, I don’t find ‘comic fiction’ at all funny, but I shall give these a go

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertain…

My word of the day today is ‘pestle’.

RT @Andrew_Adonis: A third of young people aren’t registered to vote. European elections are just 5 weeks today! Register here & now - &…

RT @Boston_Blues: COME ON AJAX!

The dread prospect of a Spuds-Scouse CL final

#IFeelSick

Much as it goes against the grain to say something positive about Any Other London Club, this is a great thing to do

QPR FC @QPR 💙 #QPR are going to gift the naming rights of Loftus Road to a local charity from next season – and are asking fans to choose the charity in question

Addressing suggestions that the whole debacle was a grand scheme to attract attention, the Chief Operating Officer said:

“We’re not that dumb. And we’re not that smart”

They were both in a waiting room, waiting to see Lord Castlereagh

collection.nam.ac.uk/detail.ph…

#TodayILearned that Lord Nelson and the Duke of Wellington met only once, at 12 Downing Street

(Via @dobbs_michael House of Cards)

Enjoying this episode of @cbwallop about ‘the New Coke Disaster’….but I now really fancy a Pepsi podcasts.apple.com/sc/podcas…

RT @PlazaRomsey: It’s opening night tonight for Daisy Pulls It Off!

I hadn’t twigged that it was a Salisbury judge.

So I’ll rephrase

Salisbury men can’t multi-task

Nor can they properly read the article they are re-tweeting

Matt Penny ⭐⭐ @salisbury_matt Men can’t multi-task

Joshua Rozenberg@JoshuaRozenberg Apr 16, 2019 A senior judge has revealed he was excused from jury service because he was due to preside over the case in question

Men can’t multi-task twitter.com/JoshuaRoz…

RT @jonathanwthomas: Someone just left a comment telling me I should never start a sentence with and or but. But I want to. And I will.

Game of Thrones last night….it was a bit of a surprise when the Daleks turned up