Mine are a bit ache-y atm because of toddling around the East End all morning in the @OfficialBigHalf…..but that’s possibly more information than you wanted, really

Annual tweet to the effect that the #arsche hashtag makes me think of arse cheeks

Had a marvelous time in that London today

Thank you to organizers, marshalls and all involved in the @OfficialBigHalf

It gets worse …..although given it was Edmund Burke and Richard Brinsley Sheridan they were probably worth listening to tbh

Next time you think someone’s going on a bit, think of this

(From @DalrympleWill’s The Anarchy)

Flippin' heck, Tucker.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

Due to a muck-up by one of the political parties, the election for Police and crime commissioner is being re-run today

#TheyHadOneJob

www.itv.com/news/west…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e… twitter.com/wiltscoun…

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This is the sort of story I want in the newspapers in August

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

There’s some detail about it here www.chelseafc.com/en/stamfo…

To give more of an idea of the scale

I saw this for the first time at the weekend - @SolomonSouza1’s gigantic mural commemorating Jewish footballers and British POWs imprisoned by the Nazis - it’s very impressive

Got the Good Life on the telly, and it occurred to me that all the characters are younger than I am now.

Quite a bit younger.

‘In 2017, hackers demanded $6m from HBO under threat of releasing unaired episodes of Game of Thrones, “which is a pretty weak threat.

If HBO is going to be publicly humiliated, it’ll be by releasing the last season of Game of Thrones on its own terms.”’

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra…

Salisbury to London done ☑️ @gbkburgers Waterloo done ☑️

What to do next…….?

As previously mentioned, I’m not keen on ‘staycation’, but I’m willing to accept ‘spraycation’.

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A nice reggae version of a prog rock song about “being present in one’s own life and freeing one’s self in order to truly experience life”

open.spotify.com/track/7HX…

My word of the day today is ‘prattle’.

I spent a while staring at this error:

RuntimeException: The It command may only be used from a Pester test script.

….before realising I’d neglected to include a ‘Describe’ line

It’s been a long week.

#Powershell @PSPester