Hastily revising the plans for my 60th…. twitter.com/Jennyfurf…

Lovely

We should definitely get an extra Bank Holiday if these two National Treasures ever got married twitter.com/ShappiKho…

Marking the King’s birthday

open.spotify.com/track/34K…

Back at the bridge t.co/MVs4IDmoS…

Managed to pinch both children, at different pinch points, today

#achievementunlocked #dadjokes #parenting twitter.com/salisbury…

After everything Eric did for the BBC twitter.com/mattforde…

A good performance and a win today would be fab, and a goal or two from Lukaku would be the…. t.co/iA9BpEIEh…

The first FA Cup Final I remember was 1972, and it was the 100th FA Cup

Can everyone stop referring to this year’s competition as the 150th, because it’s making me feel REALLY, REALLY OLD!!

#FACup #MOTD #cheche @bbc5live

#TodayILearned that in “the remote village of Stebbins, Alaska…every single police officer had been convicted of domestic violence.”

Via @brianklaas

www.newstatesman.com/encounter…

RT @NancySinatra: In March of 1960 I left New York City in a blizzard to meet Elvis at Fort Dix when he got out of the army with the driver…

Just finished Barnaby Rudge

Ending wasn’t his best, maybe, but otherwise marvellous

I thought I might be disappointed, for one reason and another, but loved it t.co/iwpWZhhow…

RT @josefoshea: That Tory MP who wants the BBC to play the National Anthem every night 1st raised the idea 5 years ago - Newsnight reaction…

#TodayILearned “Chesterfield were actually the first visiting team in history to win a League game at Stamford Bridge, in 1905,”

#CheChe

www.theguardian.com/football/…

#MetaphorOfTheDay 🥇

“It is like a burglar… claiming in court they forgot they were intending to rob a house because they didn’t have access to their WhatsApps anymore, and specifically the one that said, “let’s go and rob a house later”.”

www.independent.co.uk/voices/ge…

My word of the day today is ‘spruce’.

This book was published in 2011

Sadly spoke too soon… t.co/s9W4dZIgy…

Still my favourite Bowie song

open.spotify.com/track/4qm…

Happy Little Christmas to anyone celebrating today

My word of the day today is ‘tabernacle’.

I won’t be able to get to work if there’s snow…..oh, hang on… t.co/RMvA9TByU…