#TweetOfTheYear, probably. Also works for DBAs, powershell monkeys, sys admins, etc

Emily Kager @EmilyKager You don’t need a degree to be a software engineer!!!! You just need a sprinkle of self loathing and desire to be wrong almost all the time

RT @ChelseaFrance: Mateo Kovacic a été testé positif au Covid-19.

Doing due diligence.

Difficult to do. Also difficult to say.

My word of the day today is ‘kindling’.

A home draw against someone like Hartlepool or Rotheram would be good….I might have a chance of getting tickets #facupdraw

My word of the day today is ‘tinsel’.

RT @jessphillips: Dominic Raab seemingly thinks he’s the Justice Secretary in Minority Report where only future crimes are of interest

A massive mesmerising murmuration

www.theguardian.com/environme…

Playing Elvis' Christmas LP every year seems to have made some sort of impression on my daughter

#ElvisPresley #Elvis2021

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Thanks for the RTs , @Civvy_Joe and @CaptainLimey !

A practically ‘James-ian’ volley by @masonmount_10 !

#Chelsea #WhuChe

“Football fundamentally is a players’ game.

It’s not a coaches’ game.

You can’t stop every five minutes and make adjustments.

You can do some stuff on the sideline, but that’s just for show, really.”

Wise words, imho

www.theguardian.com/football/…

My daughter’s Christmas track is out on most of the streaming platforms :)

Thanks for the re-tweets @petercmoore @SteelShodLever @dansavatar @ianforsyth54 @RolandMillward @RebelJukeFFM @tleeman3

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Historian tracks down descendant of the slave owner who owned his ancestor

The descendant is relatively well known, and went to school locally, as it happens

www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

My eldest has a new track coming out next week. I think it’s just piano and flute, and I’m really looking forward to hearing it

If you’re subscribed to a music service pre-saving it through the link below does wonders for the algorithms, apparently

ditto.fm/blue-chri…

You can buy a Derek Jarman’s Cottage model kit here

It looks very nice but I can’t see it becoming the new @Clonehenge

www.theguardian.com/culture/2…

Spotify says this is my most played song this year

Typically I’m a bit disappointed with what Spotify recommends, but this was one I don’t think I’d heard before it was in my Discover Weekly playlist

open.spotify.com/track/6WF…

I’ve got a new mug

It’s got what looks like some sort of trophy on the side, for some reason

#KTBFFH #cfc

RT @JohnOhGroats: I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar. All the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.

Something for the pedant’s.

I’m not sure “slam dunk fail” makes any sense.

Isn’t it the equivalent of saying a “top bins muck-up”?

Or maybe ‘world-beating error’

www.theguardian.com/environme…