Football #TweetOfTheDay 🥇 twitter.com/AndyFergu…
#TodayILearned that the Bee Gees wrote ‘To Love Somebody’ for Otis Redding
I’m so old I read CWC as Cup Winners Cup, not Club World Cup
Unless N’Golo can invent a time machine, he’s not going to win that.
I wouldn’t put it past him, though. twitter.com/CFCPys/st…
I know sorting emails into ‘Focused’ and ‘Other’ is supposed to save me time, but so far I think I’ve spent more time staring blankly at my Inbox wondering where a particular email has gone than I’ve saved.
Microsoft have underestimated the extent of my stupidity.
Easily done. t.co/leE3sQyW1…
Got a meeting this morning.
How much booze should I bring to a morning meeting?
#DowningStreetParties
It’s this month’s ‘Has he been?’
#DowningStreetParties
….but a bit more bleak
Every time the BBC news alert goes off on my phone today, I’m thinking ‘Has he gone?!!’
#DowningStParties
This daft Bobby Darin song came into my head this morning
#DowningStreetParties t.co/NFSrw5t8x…
My word of the day today is ‘tomfoolery’.
I like ‘shower of shenanigans’ twitter.com/gs_mick/s…
RT @ChesterfieldFC: Well, not everyone can score against the European Champions… 😉
#Spireites t.co/QD9jmAjnq…
Tottenham Hotspur, it’s happening again
#TotChe
VAR foreVAR!
#TotChe
RT @petercmoore: Going back over the last 10 years of work emails, searching for the phrase BYOB. Nothing yet…
I miss “work events” t.co/nXcY9qphC…
….and a question about the Rutland dinosaur
May the Honourable Membee never, ever, never catch the Speaker’s eye again
Not ever
#Pmqs
A question about washing machines….the knighthood is in the post, I’m sure
#PMQs #ThePartyIsOver
Conservative MPs seem to be rallying around their man
It feels like those Republicans who are still rallying round Trump t.co/o4lVvxf70…
RT @Vitt2TsNoC: If you don’t know the difference between a party and work, during a pandemic, should you be running an entire country? #PMQs