#TodayILearned twitter.com/LissaKEva…

Marvellous

www.theguardian.com/stage/202…

How very dare you.

40.8/100 - Working class 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨 www.newstatesman.com/society/2…

I’m sure I could have told them that for a bit less money

www.theguardian.com/politics/…

The railway have many, much more serious problems…but ‘bonfire of the banalities’ is a good line twitter.com/Independe…

Dear @CelticFC, “Welcome Matt” is not funny.

It not a Life O Riley having names that people continually make puns out of. twitter.com/CelticFC/…

My word of the day today is ‘styptic’.

#TodayILearned that Salisbury Market Place was known as ChepyngPlace in 1357

‘Cheap’ was ‘market’, as also, I think, in Eastcheap in London

(Via @INeverKnewThat1’s ‘Great British Street Names’) t.co/Diy4KzXrR…

“A lot of people think that after Dunblane there was an instant ban on guns. There wasn’t. The parents had a massive, massive fight on their hands and they were told by one Tory in particular that it was all a kneejerk reaction….

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra…

#TodayILearned twitter.com/BuckWoody…

#TodayILearned that theatre impresario and Everton chairman Bill Kenwright was in the film Carry On Matron

Today I have been wondering why getting my haircut makes me thirsty t.co/uEATzu8vZ…

My word of the day today is ‘chrysalis’.

A slightly harsh comparison, tbf twitter.com/PickardJE…

Pre-scheduling your tweets is not always a good idea

#PMQs twitter.com/NadineDor…

Priti Patel announced her attack on the BBC in a tweet

David Davis dropped his bombshell at #PMQs

I may be old-fashioned but I think the latter was more powerful, and, I hope, more effective.

#PoliticsLive needs an action replay of Christian Wakeford crossing the floor before #PMQS, please. I missed it

This is, I hope, a handy primer for today’s #PMQs twitter.com/salisbury…

I don’t really approve of blood sports….but #PMQs is on soon

RT @devblackops: Honestly, training a new person is like inviting someone into your home and constantly apologizing for how messy it is.