Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
Marvellous! twitter.com/ChelseaFC…
Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
RT @RachelRileyRR: She’s forever in my timeline, quote tweeted by people who hate her & hate what she stands for, inadvertently helping spr…
Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
Very, very tricky twitter.com/YouGov/st…
Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
A Downing Street source says calories don’t count when you’re working from home t.co/vQG45YBXa…
Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
RT @chunkymark: Oh my god!! 😱
t.co/pw5nSCk5O…
Wednesday, October 23, 2019 →
RT @PSSouthampton: Join us and @Dan1el42 tomorrow to learn about the build, deploy and management of applications with Chef Habitat & #Powe…
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
RT @tompeck: In “Take Back Control” latest, the EU will now have to decide how long the latest Brexit extension will be, because our actual…
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
RT @guyrleech: Handy! Too remove the copyright symbol:
$yourstring = $yourstring -replace [char]169 , ''
Good old (extended) ASCII chara…
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
#TodayILearned this bit of Powershell strips out the ‘Registered Trade Mark’ (little R in a circle) symbol from a string.
In this case the string was the caption for the Windows OS in Server 2008).
[string]$RegisterMark = [char]174
$Caption = $Caption.replace($RegisterMark,'')
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
#TodayILearned how to handle quotes when generating Powershell
foreach ($Name in “spider stacy”,“cait o’riordan”) {
$Name = $Name -replace "'","''"
$String = @"
get-ADUser -filter {Name -eq '$Name'}
“@
Invoke-Expression -Command $String | select name
}
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
My techie Twitter list is full of the Canadian elections and Star Wars.
I’m not sure coming off worse Mr Trudeau or C-3PO
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
#TodayILearned that until the 1880s a mountain range called the Mountains of Kong appeared on maps of Africa.
The mountains didn’t exist
player.fm/series/hi…
Tuesday, October 22, 2019 →
A retrospective of #PeopleIWouldRatherHaveAsPrimeMinisterThanBorisJohnson
Mr. Bean
Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do Have ‘Em
Blakey or Butler from On The Buses
Mickey Pierce from ‘Only Fools and Horses '
the kids from ‘Outnumbered’
Lorraine Kelly
Joe Lycett
Siegfried and Tristran from All Creatures Great and Small
all the people that completed the Great North Run in 2018
The cast of ‘Are You being Served?’
the receptionists at The Travel Inn where Alan Partridge stays
the cast of ‘The Greatest Showman’
James Bond
the Queen
Nathan Evans
Manny Pacquiao
Julia or Liz from ‘Motherland '
Skeletor
Patrick Kielty
Angela Merkel
Suranne Jones
Claudia and Tess from ‘Strictly Come Dancing’
Tommy Tuchel and/or Pep Guardiola
the cast of The Good Place
Jo, or Tom, from ‘Extra Slice’
Jackie Weaver
Kevin from the American Office
Patricia Carmichael from ‘Line of Duty’
Basil Brush
Holly Willoughby and/or Philip Schofield
Clare Grogan and/or Toyah Wilcox
Barbara Windsor and Sid James
Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent
Bing Crosby and David Bowie
Harry and Ron
the Snowman
Robert Smith
The ticket inspector from ‘The Polar Express’
Shane MacGowan
Rudolph the Reindeer
Mr Bean with a Turkey on his head
Billy Mack
Scrooge and/or the ghost of Jacob Marley
Father Christmas
Raymond Brigg’s Father Christmas
Saint Nicholas
Bad Santa
The ‘Soldier & Lady’ from Quality Street Tins )
Harry and Marv from ‘Home Alone’
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Roy Wood from Wizard
The Two Ronnies
Doctor Who
Kermode and Mayo
The Elf on the Shelf
Valerie Singleton
Slade
Monty Python
Michael McIntyre
Mark Ellen and David Hepworth
Nancy Sinatra
Dean Martin and Jerry Lee Lewis
The block of ice that stood in for Boris in the Leaders Debate
Charlie Brown
Michael Portillo
Bob Monkhouse
The couple that do the funeral plan adverts
Holly Willoughby
Pete from ‘Gavin and Stacey’
Any of the Chasers
any of the hosts of ‘Homes under the Hammer’
Bob Dylan
Hattie Jacques or John Le Mesurier
the Hair Bear Bunch
Any of ‘The Big Bang Theory’
Mo Farah and/or Usain Bolt
the Twickenham Streaker
Victoria Coren-Mitchell
Ant and Dec
DS Steve Arnott, DC Kate Fleming or Superintendent Ted Hastings from ‘Line of Duty’
the Tate and Lyle Sugarcube Man
Kiosk Keith
Emily Maitlis
Gaston from ‘Beauty and the Beast’
Sandie Shaw
Richard Nixon
Caecilius
The Prisoners in Cell Block H
Captain Pugwash
The Monkees
Toyah or Mick Fleetwood
Gabrielle Drake
Nick Drake
Handy Andy from ‘Changing Rooms’
Patrick Moore
Any of the Carry Ons
Josh, Adam or Alex from ‘The Last Leg
Little Richard
Beetlejuice
Winnie the Witch
Count Duckula
Elvira
the cast of Rentaghost
the Joker
The Addams Family
Bewitched
Scumspawn from ‘Old Harry’s Game’
Maleficent
Casper The Friendly Ghost
Herman Munster
Claude Greengrass from ‘Heartbeat’
Timmy Mallett
Old Man Steptoe
Dolly Parton
any of the people from the ‘jealous girlfriend’ meme
Serge Gainsborg or Bridget Bardot
Onslow from ‘Keeping Up Appearances’
John Cooper Clarke
the Honey Monster
Jim Bowen
Bully
the Cheeky Girls
the Three Degrees
the mother from ‘Sorry’
Bomber from ‘Auf Wiedersen Pet’
Frankie Howard
Ma Larkin from ‘The Darling Buds of May’
Prince Harry
David Bowie
The monster from ‘Quatermass and the Pit’
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Mr Tickle
Benny From ‘Crossroads’
Rasputin
Boney M.
the Cerne Abbas Giant
Gina Miller
Bleep from ‘Bleep and Booster’
Barbara Castle
Catweasle
Brian Moore
The Brotherhood of Man
the narrator on ‘Gogglebox’
Lene Lovich
Jockey Wilson
The alien robot things from the Smash advert
Sergeant Bilko
Jo Swinson
Steph McGovern
Mick Jones or Paul Simonon
Nicola Adams
Mason Mount
Arthur Daley
the Speaker of the House of Commons
Michael D Higgins
or Leo Varadkar
the frog from ‘Flushed Away’
The Grunwick strikers
any of the judges from ‘Strictly Come Dancing’
Laura Kuenssberg
The Birthday Party
Luciana Berger
Jim from ‘Friday Night Dinner’
the Lone Groover from the NME
Maggie Smith
Coco The Clown
Stan Laurel
George or Mildred
Desmond Dekker
Sophia Loren or Peter Sellars
Howard and Hilda from ‘Ever Decreasing Circles’
Mel and Sue
Villanelle from ‘Killing Eve’
Hong Kong Phooey
Jeremy Clarkson
The KLF
Emma Thompson
Henry Cooper or Kevin Keegan
Bananarama
the cast of ‘Call My Bluff’
Esther Rantzen
Harriet Harman and/or Kenneth Clark (who were the Mother and the Father of the House at the time)
Siouxsie Sioux and Robert Smith
Andrew Flintoff
Andy Capp
Lauren Laverne
Meghan Markle
Vera
Keith from the UK Office
Bucks Fizz
PiereLuigi Collina
Frank Cannon
The Disney version of King John
Count Binface
The TMS team
Naga Munchetty
Hank Marvin
Krusty The Klown
Nicola Sturgeon
Dickie Davis
Cruella da Vil’s henchmen
Neil from the Inbetweeners
Dennis Nedry from ‘Jurassic Park’
A Golden Retriever
Shane MacGowan
Eden Hazard
Wayne and Waynetta
Patsy and Edina from ‘Absolutely Fabulous’
Larry the Cat
Tight Fit
Jack Harper from ‘On the Buses’
Harry Hill
Cacafonix
Dot Cotton
Stanley Johnson
Timmy Mallet
Jeffrey Archer
Sasquatch
Screaming Lord Sutch
Frankie Howard
Alan Turing
Beverley from Abigail’s Party
The Siddiquis
Kerry or Kurtan from ‘This Country’
Seth Armstrong from ‘Emmerdale Farm’
Peter Crouch
Lux and Ivy from The Cramps
Uri Gellar
Francis Urquart from the British ‘House of Cards’
John Major
The Swedish Chef
Professor Branestawm
Tommy Cooper
Andy Murray and/or Serena Williams
The Lionesses
Una Stubbs
The Spivvy bloke from Dads Army
The Specials
Dave Hill from Spade
Alfred E. Neuman
the Dursleys
Steve Claridge
David Cameron and/or Theresa May
The ‘Fifth Housemate’ in ‘The young ones’
Jar Jar Binks
the Sweeney
Jim Davidson
The Major from ‘Fawlty Towers’
the Penguin
Fi and Jane
Psy
Rumpelstiltskin
Wally from ‘Where’s Wally’
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
The child catcher from ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’
Maurizio Sarri
the Crazy Frog
Shrek and/or Donkey
The Spice Girls
the bloke from the Go Compare adverts
Big Daddy
Mrs Slocombe
Clippy
Rupert Murdoch
The Chuckle Brothers
Bernard Manning
the Master from Dr Who
Jedward
Diego Maradona
Grouty from ‘Porridge’
the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz
Alan B’Stard
Mr Bean
Frank Spencer
Monday, October 21, 2019 →
#TodayILearned that “The Australian Psychological Society’s congress heard a study of 261 senior professionals in the US, which found 21% had clinically significant levels of psychopathic traits compared to one in 100 in the general population.”
www.theguardian.com/commentis…
Monday, October 21, 2019 →
For the first time ever, as far as I can remember, I had to stand on the strain from Salisbury to Andover this morning.
I can’t complain, ‘cos it’s much worse in other parts of the country…..but it was a shame it was the morning after the #GreatSouthRun
#CreakyOldMan
Monday, October 21, 2019 →
#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay
Hope @MrsTheOldDays
Well who knew in 2016 that we had just enrolled on a three year course covering the mechanics of government, modern journalism, constitutional law, crowd sociology, online marketing and psychological warfare!
My head hurts!
Monday, October 21, 2019 →
Seamus is pleased with his new, nautically-themed medal
#GreatSouthRun t.co/s41nJ2sNI…
Sunday, October 20, 2019 →
#OnThisDay in 1816 an escaped lioness attacked the Salisbury mail coach near the Pheasant Inn in Winterslow.
Bedeguar books published a booklet about the incident which they’ve put online here
bedeguarbooks.blogspot.com/2009/10/w…
Sunday, October 20, 2019 →
On my way to the #GreatSouthRun
Bus replacement service again…hoorah!
Friday, October 18, 2019 →
#TodayILearned that King Louis of France invaded England in 1215.
French invaders and rebel Barons held London for over a year
www.historyextra.com/period/ea…