Zapruder levels of video analysis deployed to disallow the goal against Man U

#MUNAVL

RT @MrNishKumar: Johnson is about a week away from telling Emily Maitlis he is “genetically unable to party”

#TodayILearned that to select between brackets in vim you can do viB

My word of the day today is ‘rickety’.

I’m not entirely sure that Mondays in 2022 are any better then Mondays in 2021

Day 300-and-something of The Diet and I’m wondering what I’m going to be pigging out on, after the London @bighalf marathon.

In September.

Poor old Arsenal

Marking the King’s birthday

open.spotify.com/track/34K…

Back at the bridge

Managed to pinch both children, at different pinch points, today

#achievementunlocked #dadjokes #parenting

Matt Penny ⭐⭐ @salisbury_matt If you’re a parent and you’re walking through one of our local stations and you see this and you DON’T give your kid a pinch….then I’m afraid that you’re just doing parenthood wrong

The first FA Cup Final I remember was 1972, and it was the 100th FA Cup

Can everyone stop referring to this year’s competition as the 150th, because it’s making me feel REALLY, REALLY OLD!!

#FACup #MOTD #cheche @bbc5live

#TodayILearned that in “the remote village of Stebbins, Alaska…every single police officer had been convicted of domestic violence.”

Via @brianklaas

www.newstatesman.com/encounter…

RT @NancySinatra: In March of 1960 I left New York City in a blizzard to meet Elvis at Fort Dix when he got out of the army with the driver…

Just finished Barnaby Rudge

Ending wasn’t his best, maybe, but otherwise marvellous

I thought I might be disappointed, for one reason and another, but loved it

RT @josefoshea: That Tory MP who wants the BBC to play the National Anthem every night 1st raised the idea 5 years ago - Newsnight reaction…

#TodayILearned “Chesterfield were actually the first visiting team in history to win a League game at Stamford Bridge, in 1905,”

#CheChe

www.theguardian.com/football/…

#MetaphorOfTheDay 🥇

“It is like a burglar… claiming in court they forgot they were intending to rob a house because they didn’t have access to their WhatsApps anymore, and specifically the one that said, “let’s go and rob a house later”.”

www.independent.co.uk/voices/ge…

My word of the day today is ‘spruce’.

This book was published in 2011

Sadly spoke too soon…

Still my favourite Bowie song

open.spotify.com/track/4qm…