#ChristmasRelatedPunOfTheDay
Scrum all ye faithful: rugby player’s son is Jesus in Salisbury Cathedral tableau
She’s in this week’s @journalupdate too
My daughter Beth seems far too talented to be related to me
This is her on Spotify
One week since Black Thursday.
If Mr Johnson lasts for five years, that will be only another 259 to go
My Powershell typo of the month is typing
foreach $(Whatever in
…instead of
foreach ($Whatever in
It’s $(*-^Irritating
My Techie twitter list is dominated today by impeachment and Star Wars
My word of the day today is ‘tingle’
Flamengo are a great and historic club but I don’t seem to be able to avoid pronouncing them ‘Flamingo’ or ‘Flamenco’
When Dickens died, a child, on hearing the sad news, is supposed to have asked “And has Father Christmas died, too?”
That may well be apocryphal…but imagine having mucked up the great man’s Christmas dinner
“Does your granny always tell ya That the old songs are the best Then she’s up and rock ‘n’ rolling with the rest”
This lyric made sense when I was a kid, because Granny’s old songs weren’t rock and roll songs.
They are now.
Labour politicians who say ‘we had a disastrous night’…
No…. you had a disastrous 2 years or a disastrous 4 years - you did not have a disastrous single night
Best of British to you if you’re doing this #StarWars triple bill thing tonight
Live Long and Prosper!
Or something…
My word of the day today is ‘razzmatazz’
Totally agree…but slightly perturbed by the idea of other countries also having ‘national treasures’
Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA As far as Tea Pain is concerned, you can replace every Confederate statue down South with a statue of Dolly Parton.
Replacin' the national shame with a national treasure is a win-win for everybody.
RT @dramadelinquent: Weight watching tip.
Use LSD. You can’t get to the fridge if there’s a dragon guarding it
Disclaimer: I’m not a prof…
RT @nohwnd: Anyone in the #powershell #pester #pspester comunity who has web design skills (and ideally experience with some static page ge…
#TheRiseofSkywalker
It was a surprise when the Daleks turned up
My word of the day today is ‘husky’
These are the sort of pre-requisites I like for a course
learning.oreilly.com/live-trai…
Post-election podcast in which @IainDale weaves Nick Berry’s 1986 hit ‘Every Loser Wins’ into a discussion of the value of participatory democracy