RT @NeilRamjee: twerk:

  1. (verb), to dance in a sexually suggestive fashion using the hips.
  2. (noun), where Yorkshiremen go everyday to ea…

RT @IanAxton: Won’t it be 15 mins late? “@channel5_tv: All aboard! #TheRailway: First Great Western @fgw starts in half an hour on Channel …

Just heard Alan Johnson MP say a ‘combo’ is necessarily a 4-piece band, no more, no less.. I never knew….

RT @MSVirtAcademy: 9.13 #SQLServer in-depth training. Live. Online. Free. aka.ms/querysql t.co/u5CotdPcc…

“New Kind Of Kick” by The Cramps is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/salisbury…

#Podcast on ‘Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking ' is at authorsontourlive.com/susan-cai…

Souvenir from Harry Potter studios t.co/s3JuaSylo…

Listening to @susancain ‘Authors on Tour’ podcast on Introverts - interesting on effective ways to work etc. Chimes with @energy_project

I’m now using #powershell with imported sql modules, rather than sqlps. No real difference, but feels like I’ve taken the stabilizers off.

Wondering how often I can use the phrase ‘gone for a Burton’ to Fulham-supporting chum

RT @govindajeggy: Virtual horse-racing is big business these days. Looking forward to The Grand Notional.

Guardian review of Rex Whistler exhibition @SalisburyMuseum - ‘the archive has found its perfect home’ gu.com/p/3t9yf

RT @marycreagh_mp: 6 months after horsemeat scandal. UK govt plans to downgrade food premises inspections www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p…

Had a lovely afternoon @SalisburyCC Summer Spectacular. Especially enjoyed the Rocketeer cocktail & these fireworks t.co/gVpsBs1MT…

Wondering if Willian might be a replacement for one of the 3 amigos? Rumours that Rooney will be cash plus a player.

That should be Ashley Road, Salisbury that’s blocked! #tooshortsightedtotweet

Rashly Road, by Salisbury fire station has been blocked off by @wiltshirepolice

Dave Allen “To keep myself in my retirement, in the manner that I’m accustomed to….I have to work”

Opposition teams seem to be targeting Hazard, and I’m not sure referees are protecting him.

Good night at Stamford Bridge. Now sat on on bus replacement service from Andover back to Salisbury