Listening to an old @wittertainment-y doc about film. Pleased to hear Kermode talking about the Scala cat (RIP). Was the cat called Sparky?

RT @ST0NEHENGE: There’s a chance for you to have a say on the way #Stonehenge is looked after: #roadshow #wiltshire hellorayo.co.uk/greatest-…

RT @sarum_matt: On this day in 1783, Samuel Johnson wrote that @St0nehenge and @salisburycath are ‘the first essay and the last perfection …

My other twitter feed, @Sarum_Matt (20 followers) got a celebrity retweet today. From a proper celebrity. Eagerly awaiting follower no. 21.

RT @TheMediaTweets: The Daily Mail’s Miliband hatchet job proved unpopular, even with Mail readers finds YouGov… bit.ly/1961V96

Worried @broadcastmoose is going to keel over if west ham score again.

Had a super weekend. Many thanks to Mr and Mrs @maundi

RT @campbellclaret: BREAKING NEWSglobal TV superstar @piersmorgan has agreed to chair debate if Dacre finds a spine KEEP SIGNING t.c

MT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt @campbellclaret Ah, something worthwhile while I wait for our fish & chips! << www.change.org/petitions…

RT @campbellclaret: In light of latest disgusting Dacre Mail revelations please sign and rt challenge to debate change.org/dacredeba… #evi…

Impressive - @campbellclaret’s Daily Mail petition has over 50,000 signatures. www.change.org/petitions…

Hi @waitrose, thanks for previous response. Does the CSR policy cover advertising? Or is it excluded?

RT @govindajeggy: Next Thursday’s @FagsMagsandBags will, sadly, be the last ever one. Details here: www.facebook.com/permalink… << nooooooooo!

RT @HilltopPhotog: Tomorrow sees the start of The Salisbury Art Trail, where local artists open up their studios for you to have a… http:…

The Pretenders Creep does have rude words, but it’s very good :)

“Creep” by The Pretenders is my new jam. ♫ Listen: t.thisismyjam.com/salisbury…

I did work that last tweet out myself. And, yes, I do spend too much time sitting on trains

Translating FIFA rank into league position. forthcoming England matches are equivalent to West Ham playing Watford, then Tranmere Rovers

Hi @GreenCrispy . disappointed to find Waitrose advertising in the Daily Mail today. Is there anyone I can complain to?

Web page to make a complaint to the Press Complaints Commission is www.pcc.org.uk/complaint… May do no good, but takes < 3 mins