RT @petercmoore: I’ve strewn a couple of tons of gravel across my football team’s pitch because we always win cup ties on aggregate.
Mouth says ‘Could I have a coffee, please?’
Brain saying ‘GIVE ME CAFFEINE!!!!! NOW!!!’
My word of the day today is ‘ocelot’
“This is one of the things about politics that is rarely acknowledged; the way a whole bunch of people gathered together toward a common goal can start to seriously chip away at each other’s sense of reality. "
<< this is true of more than just politics!
“US librarian and critic Nancy Pearl once laid out the “Rule of 50”: if you’re 50 years old or younger, give a book at least 50 pages before giving up on it; if you’re over 50, subtract your age from 100 and use that number instead.”
<< quite like that
RT @Pontifex: The #ashes we receive on our foreheads remind us that, as God’s children, we cannot spend our lives chasing after dust.
#TodayILearned that my first tutor at university was Oliver Letwin’s dad
He was a nice chap.
I like to see any of the London teams doing well twitter.com/_SelloM/s…
Surely a ‘holiday from hell’ would be a good thing.
A ‘holiday to hell’ would be pretty bad though.
#TodayILearned that the man who wrote Quatermass and the woman who wrote The Tiger Who Came To Tea were husband and wife
My word of the day today is ‘engrossed’.
One of the great, imponderable mysteries of life.
There are people out there who don’t like mushy peas
Or so they say t.co/j0Am0MJyz…
I may have to move some existing Bank Holidays to later in the year
We will also have a Bank Holiday to celebrate this
The Miracle at the Nou Camp
My word of the day today is ‘chirpy’.
When I am Prime Minister there will be Bank Holiday to celebrate this
My political views are Hardcore Right-Wing
Bit of a surprise, tbh www.idrlabs.com/political… via @idr_labs
I’m on a very strict low-fat, low-sugar diet.
But only between meals twitter.com/SkyNews/s…
It seems to me that t.co/nqgGemWSr…
Tweet of the day 🏅 twitter.com/MrMichael…