Our running in the dark. An overhanging twig hoiks my specs off my face and they land somewhere

Spend the next 20 minutes, in the rain and the dark, half sightless, crouched down with my phone shuffling through leaves trying to find my glasses

Not my finest moment, really

it was like a challenge in a really low-budget version of #ImACeleb

RT @govindajeggy: Apparently AN ENTIRE MONTH’S worth of rain fell in the UK during October

My word of the day today is ‘banjaxed’.

RT @amphlux: @nixcraft Once you figure out Vim, you are required to use it out of pure spite for the non-Vim using normies

I don’t know if there are better and/or faster ways?

This shows what databases you’ve just restored…should you need a check

#Powershell #DbaTools

Get-DbaErrorLog -SqlInstance $SqlInstance -After $(get-date).AddHours(-1) | select logdate, source, text | ? text -like “Database was restored

#TodayILearned that Pagliacci, as in the Smokey Robinson song, is an opera about a clown not an actual clown

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagl…

My word of the day today is ‘tardy’.

My word of the day today is ‘vacillate’.

I’m matty@mastodonapp.uk on mastodon

I’m not sure whether I’m migrating from here to there, or mixing the two, or just staying put here tbh

mastodonapp.uk/@matty

RT @Baddiel: Here’s the first trail for my Jews Don’t Count documentary, on Channel 4 next Monday. www.youtube.com/watch

Sisterhood FC sounds great….but it also sounds a bit like a Goth Band

www.theguardian.com/artanddes…

Poppy Day + 1 = Christmas Time

#sorrynotsorry

Child #2 is back from abroad one month today, and I’m as excited as….well, as excited as a kid at Christmas

Tony adams in the dance-off - the beginning of the end of Arsenal’s season….I hope

#StrictlyComeDancing2022

Listening to very interesting chat between @MattForde and Anthony @Scaramucci…and Scaramucci says his family was both blue collar and middle class

I don’t think that would be possible in the UK?

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…

My word of the day is ‘saunter’.

I like this:

“Your personal experiences make up maybe 0.00000001% of what’s happened in the world but maybe 80% of how you think the world works.” — Morgan Housel

Via @davidbauer’s newsletter.

I very much enjoyed the illuminations at @salisburycath last night