If you’re stuck at home, as I am, then you could do worse than streaming one of my daughter’s songs a few hundred times
I’ve been doing on of those football predictions leagues with some chums
I’ve got a feeling I’m going to have a good week
In case anyone is short of stuff to worry about…. twitter.com/TheMarkET…
RT @ProfessorUnwin: Dance’n’gyrale like nobodder watchit. Workit like no need for poundly-pencelode there. Wash’n’cleanit handloppers as if…
Might have a go at these later
#Isolation
As I may have said before, whoever finally guesses the @SpireFM Last Word should be appointed Mayor of Salisbury
Possibly for life twitter.com/BBCBreaki…
Watching the @Baddiel documentary, I found I was more angry at the guy from Facebook than I was at the actual Denier
I’m not sure if that’s the right response or not twitter.com/salisbury…
I just watched David @Baddiel’s doc on Holocaust Denial. It’s on the @BBCiPlayer available for another 7 days.
It’s very good
As S Club 7 almost said, there ain’t no hangover like a Beecham’s Night Nurse hangover t.co/f84QjhRQb…
I have a bit of a cold
Please wash your hands for at least 20 seconds after reading this tweet
Hopefully not recent ones
I was in the @WhitworthArt Gallery in Manchester today. It’s lovely…..and I saw a painting by Turner of my favourite room in the whole world.
The Chapter House of @SalisburyCath t.co/p68dcITeb…
When people say ‘It is what it is’…
….does that imply that sometimes ‘it isn’t what it is’?
My word of the day today is ‘quandary’.
RT @anotarian: @salisbury_matt Agreed. Now imagine if the sick pay was £0 a week and that’s America.
This may turn out to be a false economy twitter.com/mattzarb/…
I seem to have hit the sweet spot with this laptop
Too heavy to comfortably commute with. Too small to comfortably use
#FirstWorldProblems
Everybody should sing an extra verse of Happy Birthday while they are washing their hands today!
Reminded of this….and thought it was a good one to re-tweet given it’s Budget Week twitter.com/salisbury…
Wondering if hypochondria counts as ‘an underlying health condition’.