Our local MP says the PM is ‘in yellow card territory’
You get a yellow card for taking too long over a throw in
Johnson’s behaviour is surely more like… t.co/rZjONTO0V…
I get Starbuck from Moby Dick and Steerforth from David Copperfield mixed up
My most middle-brow tweet ever
I get Starbuck from Moby Dick and Steerforth from David Copperfield mixed up
My most middle-brow tweet ever
“He paid the fine”
So did Al Capone.
#bbcaq
Given how long it took the government to come up with yesterday’s mini budget/windfall tax…..I’d have thought they might have devised a way of not giving so much extra cash to second home owners
#bbcaq t.co/79OeV0wcx…
On the Friday before a recess?
It’s almost as if he thinks this might not be very popular twitter.com/guardiann…
I’m possibly a bit late to this party, but I thought this was rather good
I get the impression Hitchcock gets the credit for his films, but Cary Grant and Joan Fontaine are marvellous
Suspicion: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e… via @bbciplayer
He’s clearly much more dapper, but Grant’s charming, but manipulative and duplicitous chancer has a certain resonance at the moment
I am a total sucker for scenes like this in period dramas t.co/7gbfy0vIx…
…and it might be because I’m an IT guy, or it might just be because I’m a Grumpy Old Man….but isn’t it time that we had a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Microphones?
Ideally with statutory powers?
I’m kind of glad there’s a place for Nadine Dorries in the House of Commons, but I kind of wish it wasn’t on the government front-bench
Check out Nadine Dorries’s video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMLEwTHjx…
“The birdman flew out of an airplane and his parachute didn’t open,” McCartney recalled years later. “We watched him drop and went, ‘uh-oh, I don’t think that’s right.’ We thought, ‘any second now his parachute’s got to open’. And it never did.” www.theneweuropean.co.uk/leo-valen…
I love the smell of deleted code in the morning.
Much as I admire @satyanadella and all his works…..I’m really not sure about that bookcase t.co/vXLVK9djS…
I need my own personal plugin for our ticketing system.
When I’m reporting that I can’t reach a VM, it will pop-up and say ‘Have you logged into the ruddy network, you silly old man?’
I’m lucky enough ‘not to have had Covid’
I’m wonder what the probabilities are that I’ve either had Covid' and not realised, or that I have actually not had Covid'.
Clearly, having typed this out, I’ll catch it later today
My word of the day today is ‘stove’.
If you haven’t visited the Chelsea website at least once an hour today to see if there’s been an announcement then you’re not Proper Chels
:)
#ktbffh #cfc #chelsea #Boehly
My word of the day today is ‘tingle’.