One of those mornings when it feels like someone has left the oven on when you walk into the kitchen.

RT @pmmcreative: I lost a stone in an hour on the #Waterloo #commuter #swtrains #sweaty diet 😅😅😅

Ms. Trump plagiarized Twilight Sparkle as well! Now she’s gone too far… mashable.com/2016/07/1…

At the Stade de Ray Mac #SalPor #COYW

RT @campbellclaret: There could still be a second referendum in Britain – if EU leaders listen | Vernon Bogdanor www.theguardian.com/commentis…

Interesting article by Soccernomics bloke @KuperSimon about our very own Willy Wonka - Roman Abramovich 8by8mag.com/into-the-… #cfc #ktbffh

#TodayILearned that Tony Schwartz ghost wrote Donald Trump’s Art of the Deal - ‘I feel a deep sense of remorse’ withoutbullshit.com/blog/dona…

A rather elegant @Clonehenge in Cambridgeshire www.itv.com/news/angl…

Possibly implies that BoJo might not have been appointed to entirely the right job?

Johnson: Such a rich thesaurus of things I’ve said… take me too long to engage in a full global itinerary of apology

RT @saving_labour: Agree with @caitlinmoran that it’s time for a new leader? Sign up as a registered supporter before 5pm tomorrow! https:/…

Me, too. twitter.com/queenchri…

.@MattDeanStPauls - am I right in thinking you got this done?

If so, THANK YOU!

Matt was a local councillor. He had the underside of a bridge near the railway station pigeon-proofed, which meant I didn’t get presents from the pigeons on my way to work. I’m hoping the pigeons all moved on happily somewhere else.

m.youtube.com/watch Love this song

It’s Dream, Baby, Dream - Suicide

Nine things you should never say to a wheelchair user gu.com/p/4p2a5

RT @EimearMcNally: These are cool twitter.com/andreagpi…

#OnThisDay in 1226 the bodies of Bishops Jocelin, Roger and Osmund were brought from Old Sarum to @salisburycath

.@hampshiresociet on Rex Whistler’s work at @MottisfontNT www.nqsouthern.com/digitalpu… #OnThisDay #OTD

#OnThisDay in 1944 artist Rex Whistler was killed by a German mortar bomb near Caen. His painting of Daye Ho. Wilton t.co/BYDg0Mg87…

Hooray for Nether Wallop! (from Bill Bryson) t.co/Ml8gbeZf0…

Umpire taking as long to raise the finger as someone announcing who’s going to leave a reality TV show #EngPak