“An Englishman, a Frenchman & a Jew are sitting on a bench
The Englishman says: ‘I am so tired & thirsty, I must have beer.’
The Frenchman says: ‘I am so tired & thirsty, I must have wine.’
The Jew says: ‘I am so tired & thirsty, I must have diabetes’”
I like this from @Dorianlynskey
“imagine if Aretha Franklin had been a regular on EastEnders”
RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt James Bond but with dinosaurs?
Live And Let Dilophosaurus Thunderballosaurus A View To A Pterodactyl
My phrase of the day today is ‘rinky dink’.
I really enjoyed the latest #JurassicWorld film
The first third is more like a straight-up thriller but with incidental dinosaurs….James Bond, but with believable villains and velociraptors
The rest is more like a Jurassic Park film
Probably the best since the first, imho
#TodayILearned t.co/bwccxZ9du…
My word of the day today is ‘cleft’.
#TodayILearned
(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges
Jun 30, 2022 One other thing. If a Prime Minister with a majority of almost 80 bowled up to the palace only half-way through their term, with a parliamentary standards committee hot on their heels, and asked for an election I think the Queen might have something to say about it.
Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne
Jun 30, 2022 Lascelles Principles - Wikipedia
Jim Waterson @jimwaterson
Sorry, part of our dumbass constitution is a letter written to the Times under a pseudonym?
Transfer speculation
I don’t know who half the players mentioned are….but I still quite enjoy it
When I lived in Lewisham there was a pub called the Roebuck and the MP was Jane Ruddock….which is fairly close
I have spent a chunk of this evening in a pub called the Malt House, in Andover.
The local MP is Kit Malthouse and now I am wondering if any other MPs have pubs in their constituency with the same name
RT @JosephWatkins: @salisbury_matt not a pub, but this guy probably has a few coffee shops
PSA for Chelsea fans:
if you want to sound really pretentious Raphinha is properly pronounced ‘Haphinha’
Unless someone is pulling my leg, which is more than likely
My word of the day is ‘stanchion’.
RT @salisbury_matt: #OnThisDay in 1863 the statue of Sidney Herbert was unveiled in the Market Place. Moved in 1953 to celebrate QE2 https:…
#BorisJohnsonMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇
When the new, full moon is waxing gibbous, when you journey between two opposing points on contrapuntal ley lines, when you travel in the fourth quarter of the never hour.
That is when your Network Railcard will save you money. t.co/p7VDi3A8G…
When the new, full moon is waxing gibbous, when you journey between two opposing points on contrapuntal ley lines, when you travel in the fourth quarter of the never hour.
That is when your Network Railcard will save you money.
My word of the day today is ‘cadge’
RT @salisbury_matt: I hadn’t seen this before: Winnie at @EH_Stonehenge (from commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cate…) t.co/gXxZZDLV8…
