Geezer’s coming home bbc.in/2bBXIWu via @BBCSport :) #ktbffh #cfc

#TodayILearned that Peter the Great was 6ft 7

RT @petercmoore: @nancywisser @Lee_Holmes @salisbury_matt I thought that the hyperbole was an American sporting event. Like the Superbole.

RT @Lee_Holmes: Hyperbole is literally the worst thing to ever happen to the English language.

I just listened to a thing about Delia Derbyshire, so my word of the day today is ‘wobbulator’.

#OnThisDay in 1826 William Cobbet visited @EHOldSarum and raged against ‘that Accursed Hill’ www.visionofbritain.org.uk/traveller…

RT @guardiannews: Pro-EU group of MPs challenge Theresa May to protect employment rights ebx.sh/2c3NT07

#TodayILearned that Jem Finer of the Pogues is the son of political scientist Samuel Finer en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samu…

#TodayILearned that ‘Kwesi’ in Linton Kwesi Johnson means that he was born on a Sunday m.youtube.com/watch

It’s raining, it’s pouring, The old man is snoring

RT @ChrisMears1: Pogba my word terrible

Zlatan: first touch of a baby elephant #HulMnu

RT @SpireFM: NEWS: Cancer is obviously stressful so @StarsAppeal are funding courses to help patients cope: www.spirefm.co.uk/news/loca…

#TodayILearned that @Butlins' slogan ‘Our true intent is all for your delight.’ is from A Midsummer Night’s Dream: www.theguardian.com/artanddes…

RT @Clonehenge: Black Sabbath’s Born Again tour, 1983-1984, likely inspired Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge. The trilithons were too large! https:/…

Also this made an Old Psychobilly very happy - @ElleKingMusic m.youtube.com/watch

I got Now 93, because I will Soon Be 93.

Anyway it’s worth it for Tinie Tempah’s lyric: ‘Tell JK I’m still Rolling’

RT @nsoamesmp: That atrocious little cad Farrage is well matched with Trump #whatashower

A big difference is that whereas Farage could just toddle off after winning, Trump would actually have to govern.

Not sure what policies Nige and Donald have in common apart from

  1. immigration
  2. LOOK AT ME!