I am too shallow for Shakespeare, opera, being interested in science, and listening to albums in their entirety and correct sequence
Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b Is there an album you still listen to in its entirety and correct sequence
I am too shallow for Shakespeare, opera, being interested in science, and listening to albums in their entirety and correct sequence
Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b Is there an album you still listen to in its entirety and correct sequence?
From what I can gather neither of these tennis-ers are very popular
It’s like the Arsenal Vs Tottenham of summer sport
#Wimbledon2022 #Wimbledon
‘Wandering into the kitchen in the hope that it triggers my memory of the thing I was going to do in there’ is the new ‘wondering why it was I came into the kitchen’
I might have tweeted this before…but in all the time I lived in London I never saw the bridge go up
One for the relatively easily-achievable bucket list twitter.com/TowerBrid…
I might have tweeted this before…but in all the time I lived in London I never saw Tower Bridge go up
One for the relatively easily-achievable bucket list
Coincidentally, listening to Tom Tugendhat talking to @mattforde
TT is clever, articulate, moral, ex-military and he has the same initials as the world’s greatest football manager
if I was a Conservative, I’d vote for him
Poor chap hasn’t got a chance
#PMQs is going to be odd this week
#ConservativesMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇 twitter.com/bmay/stat…
#ConservativesMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇
Brendan May @bmay So Peter Bone is now a Minister.
Johnson is like a pissed angry clown on the rampage in a bankrupt circus just before the RSPCA arrive to seize the sad monkeys.
God it’s going to take a long time to clear up this shambles
My prediction is the top two among the MPs will be Rishi Sunak and Penny Mordaunt, with Penny Mordaunt eventually winning
I’m not putting any money on it, but you’re all welcome to give me 10% of your winnings if you do
#PoliticalMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇
“Zahawi accepted his current position of chancellor with suspicious alacrity, considering it was like being promoted to ship’s purser on the Titanic 10 minutes after the ballroom had filled with water.”
#PoliticalMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇
“Zahawi accepted his current position of chancellor with suspicious alacrity, considering it was like being promoted to ship’s purser on the Titanic 10 minutes after the ballroom had filled with water.”
Worth a read….but they missed out Panini stickers
I love quite a few songs about songs
This is one of them
Never Played a 45 by @mackab
RT @ExceptionNotFnd: I don’t write bugs, I write surprise features
I know not everyone likes them…..but if anybody should feel the need for a playlist of reggae versions of various pop and rock songs then this might work
My word of the day today is ‘squat’.
Thursday 12th December
I’ve been to a Christmas party the night before and I’m hungover
It’s tipping down and I’m drenched
I’m out knocking on doors for a party I don’t support
Because I didn’t want him as our PM. I wish him well for the future, but by God I’m glad he’s going t.co/op9uzJc2s…
Thursday 12th December
I’ve been to a Christmas party the night before and I’m hungover
It’s tipping down and I’m drenched
I’m out knocking on doors for a party I don’t support
Because I didn’t want him as our PM. I wish him well for the future, but by God I’m glad he’s going