Was reminded of this today - Terry Pratchett opening the then new Broadchalke village shop with a sword www.chalkevalleystores.co.uk/grand-ope…

RT @causticbob: I’ve just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds.

I know it’s only 3 words but it’s a start!

#TodayILearned that Roger Corman owned the film title ‘The Fast and The Furious’ www.wtfpod.com/podcast/e…

RT @UKIP: Want to #VoteUKIP in the local elections on May 4th? Then make sure you are registered to vote www.gov.uk/register-…

‘We already miss you’ '

…and another thing.

The woman that makes her living by writing about the legs of politicians is telling us to ‘get a life’.

Grrrr

Enjoyed this bit about Comic Sans www.theguardian.com/artanddes…

Feeling a bit nostalgic.

More: www.wsc.co.uk/features/…

I tweeted this before but thought of it again today - ‘The Common Market Football Match’

If you misbehave in some Salisbury pubs they make you walk the plank

Listening to some podcast and it occurred to me that laughter has no language, no dialect and no accent.

RT @petercmoore: Really looking forward to tomorrow’s Daily Mail article about whether Nigel Farage or David Davis has the most pert buttocks

#TodayILearned that only 3.2% of @premierleague corners lead to goals www.theguardian.com/football/…

RT @newscientist: Birds may ‘see’ the Earth’s magnetic field as it alters the quantum spin in electrons within proteins in their eyes https…

Marquee Moon should be a really cool cross between Mark E. Smith and Keith Moon

If they degrade the quality of the Salisbury-London service to that of the Salisbury-Bristol service, then this is really bad news :(

Truth #cfc www.theguardian.com/football/…

I know it’s a minority opinion, but I quite enjoy an occasional Bus Replacement Service

‘We don’t really hate each other any more’ www.theguardian.com/politics/…