:) C’est magnifique! (or something like that…) www.theguardian.com/world/201…

Encouraging news from France, but I suspect many who voted for Le Pen won’t have admitted it to pollsters

Hours of fun seeing…finding your favorite indie band & who they are wired up to www.wearedorothy.com/products/… via @OpenCulture

RT @SamuelFrenchLtd: 187 years ago, we opened our bookshop doors. Today, we close them.

Please share your memories of the shop with us ht…

RT @CFCgwlb: Sky end their programme with One Step Beyond. Perfect #BringOnMonday #CFC #KTBFFH

RT @JohnBennettBBC: Antonio Conte must be pacing up & down his living room like it’s a technical area right now.

Really enjoyed this top-notch anecdote-ery from Johnny Ball podcast.timlradio.co.uk/lloyd/201…

If the Hard Brexit parties don’t get 50% of the popular vote in June, it might be difficult for Mrs May to say she has improved her mandate

Given how much I’ve probably contributed to the cost of that stadium, surely West Ham owe me a result tonight? #WHUTOT #COYI

#TodayILearned that a German word for ‘lower back tattoo’ translates literally as ‘arse-antlers’ libwww.freelibrary.org/podcast/e… - thx @KoryStamper!

I’m not sure Apprentice people should get involved in politics, really. It doesn’t seem to end well.

If You Could Have Your Ashes Pressed Into an LP, Which Would It Be? www.openculture.com/2017/04/i… via @openculture < Blue is the Colour, obvs #cfc

The Grauniad on Tootenham: ‘The collective misplacement of swede once the title seemed lost’ www.theguardian.com/football/…

Nice bit about one of my favorite records at @openculture:

Hear the Only Instrumental Ever Banned from the Radio

goo.gl/g7ohWQ

Mirror, Sun, Guardian, Telegraph even the Mail…are all cool names for newspapers but I like the name of Jamaica’s paper best

RT @jenstirrup: Don’t forget to vote today! Unless you’re voting UKIP, I mean. There’s always that. #LocalElections2017

Tuesday: I’m a ‘bloody difficult’ woman Wednesday: They’re all ganging up on me Not sure she’ll be a good negotiator www.theguardian.com/politics/…

RT @campbellclaret: Britain’s economic future now a pawn in @theresa_may election game playing. Gross stuff

There are probably better Powershell ways to do this, but it’s quite handy:

convertfrom-csv $(schtasks /Query /S server1 /V /FO CSV)

RT @christopherhope: Best of luck to MPs who are leaving the Commons after decades of public service. Parliament dissolves at one minute pa…