RT @prodnose: Theresa May must now be hurtling through a moonlit wheat field screaming, “Oh! You bastards, you absolute blooming bastards..…

Presumably the DUP (Democratic Unionists) would keep the Conservatives in?

Ancient Tory curse: May you live in interesting times

Given that the best case scenario looks pretty bad for her, I wonder if Mrs May will be the last party leader not to turn up for a TV Debate

I’ve not heard the phrase ‘fudge and mudge’ for years

Marvellous!

RT @jonswaine: Exit poll indicates that Theresa May has inflicted the most epic self-own in British politics since … her predecessor one…

Looks like there might be no majority for a Hard Brexit?

RT @britainelects: Holy shit.

RT @db_webb: It’s like the football. It’s the completely stupid against-all-the-evidence superstition wrapped hope that kills you. #Electio…

#TodayILearned to count the occurences of one string in another:

([regex]::Matches(“Famous CFC”, “C” )).count

stackoverflow.com/questions…

I might be slightly late to the party, but I bought this Compact Disc recently….and it’s pretty good t.co/Ekrd9C0ei…

I’ve been and gone and done it #voted

RT @StanCollymore: Theresa May was Home Secretary for 6 years before becoming PM.

6 years to have the “difficult conversations”, 6 years t…

I haven’t bought a tabloid since the paparazzi killed the Princess, and of course I don’t agree with it.. but that’s a very good graphic

On 8th June 1983, the day before the election, Mrs Thatcher visited Salisbury

Believe this implies she was less confident than Mrs May

I’d forgotten about #usepens

How marvellous

I do like London pubs #justssyin

Had a go at doing a non-techie #sketchnote on the train

Not finished

RT @genghisgirl: It’s time to stop this visit - it’s personal now. Come on Theresa, #Showsomebottle #NoTrumpvisit www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h…