‘Bopping around the standing desk’ is the new ‘rocking around the christmas tree’

Trying to socially-distance along a crowded Catherine Street yesterday lunchtime, into the oncoming traffic….I wasn’t feeling very Christmas-sy towards @JohnGlenUK, @salisburybid and @SalisburyCC

RT @govindajeggy: That ABBA tribute band were incredibly loud last night. You could hear the drums from Nandos

RT @twlldun: There is a certain point in your life where you make the journey from enfant terrible to terribly infantile.

It might have been a coincidence, I suppose open.spotify.com/track/6hJ…

RT @guyrleech: Rather concerning for public safety that my daughter’s manager at @Tesco has told her to go in today despite displaying #COV…

Someone could be wanting to talk to me about a database restore or some Powershell script that’s gone awry….and instead they could get Robbie Savage asking their opinion of Fulham’s back four, or something

It’s a worry.

The @bbc5live phone number has some similarities to my phone number, and because I hear that number a lot, over and over again, I’m worried that I’ve sometimes inadvertently given people the 5 Live number instead of mine

I really enjoyed the @katerusby stream last night

Hearing that band do those songs was a lovely, small, link to Christmases Past and, I hope, Christmases Yet-to-Come

It was worth missing the football for!

I just heard Ed Miliband say we need to be tough in relation to fish

I’m slightly disappointed that we don’t need to be tough in relation to the causes of fish

#StupidPoliticalGeekJoke

RT @DanHerb10: Morning All Ive decided I’m going to do the new Adam Ant Prince Charming Diet this Christmas. Don’t Chew Ever, Don’t Chew Ev…

This is fab in #WindowsTerminal

I’ve never had something bad happen when I’ve copy and pasted something unexpected, but it’s always a heart-in-the-mouth moment

Beth has done a list of her inspirations for ‘Emerald City’

Good to see a couple of her old dad’s favourites on there! :)

Emerald City Inspirations 💚 open.spotify.com/playlist/… #NowPlaying

Proper football fans will be switching over to #RBLMUN but I am not a proper football fan which is why I’m sticking with #CHEKRA

The new fella looks great

#CHEKRA

They may not look it, but they were a marvelous night out

Scored an own goal within the first five minutes of the first game back.

I’ve still got it.

RT @BBCHughPym: Second patient to get the COVID jab at University Hospital Coventry - would you believe it….William Shakespeare from Warw…

Guilty as charged, I’m afraid

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo…

Semi-annual tweet to the effect that the two north London clubs should merge

Together they could make a nearly half-decent club….the North London Nuggets, or something?

#TOTARS

#nld