Had a great time at the Never Fade Christmas Party last night seeing the marvelous @GabrielleAplin, Danny O'@TheCoronas, @martinlukebrown, @orlagartland, @HanGraceMusic, @Callum_SR, @wardthomasmusic, @levvis, @ukNickWilson, and @nowthisissonny at the wonderful @UnionChapelUK

Beth singing Blue Christmas…which is apparently not a @ChelseaFC reference

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My word of the day today is ‘crepuscular’

#ChristmasRelatedPunOfTheDay

Scrum all ye faithful: rugby player’s son is Jesus in Salisbury Cathedral tableau

www.theguardian.com/world/201…

She’s in this week’s @journalupdate too

My daughter Beth seems far too talented to be related to me

This is her on Spotify

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One week since Black Thursday.

If Mr Johnson lasts for five years, that will be only another 259 to go

My Powershell typo of the month is typing

foreach $(Whatever in

…instead of

foreach ($Whatever in

It’s $(*-^Irritating

My Techie twitter list is dominated today by impeachment and Star Wars

My word of the day today is ‘tingle’

Flamengo are a great and historic club but I don’t seem to be able to avoid pronouncing them ‘Flamingo’ or ‘Flamenco’

When Dickens died, a child, on hearing the sad news, is supposed to have asked “And has Father Christmas died, too?”

That may well be apocryphal…but imagine having mucked up the great man’s Christmas dinner

www.theguardian.com/books/201…

“Does your granny always tell ya That the old songs are the best Then she’s up and rock ‘n’ rolling with the rest”

This lyric made sense when I was a kid, because Granny’s old songs weren’t rock and roll songs.

They are now.

Labour politicians who say ‘we had a disastrous night’…

No…. you had a disastrous 2 years or a disastrous 4 years - you did not have a disastrous single night

Best of British to you if you’re doing this #StarWars triple bill thing tonight

Live Long and Prosper!

Or something…

My word of the day today is ‘razzmatazz’

Totally agree…but slightly perturbed by the idea of other countries also having ‘national treasures’

Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA As far as Tea Pain is concerned, you can replace every Confederate statue down South with a statue of Dolly Parton.

Replacin' the national shame with a national treasure is a win-win for everybody.

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RT @dramadelinquent: Weight watching tip.

Use LSD. You can’t get to the fridge if there’s a dragon guarding it

Disclaimer: I’m not a prof…

RT @nohwnd: Anyone in the #powershell #pester #pspester comunity who has web design skills (and ideally experience with some static page ge…

#TheRiseofSkywalker

It was a surprise when the Daleks turned up