RT @IanDunt: It doesn’t matter how many times you say ‘British dream’, it sounds weird.

Richard Ingrams, in court: The only things that aren’t true in @PrivateEyeNews are the apologies www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

Beautiful moon this morning

I’m going to miss the gas thingy once it’s gone

Good www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra…

RT @GdnPolitics: Libyan parliament condemns Boris Johnson’s Sirte dead bodies comments dlvr.it/PsZPlp

RT @melaniekmelvin: Imagine if Diane Abbott said that! twitter.com/chunkymar…

The scary bit here is someone shouting ‘Long Live Nelsons Statue’ Does it come alive at night? twitter.com/Channel4N…

RT @JohnCleese: We don’t have any twitter.com/TheChanMa…

RT @SteveHorsfall: Love the fact that a writer from #midsomermurders has called #DoctorFoster implausible - unlike the gritty reality of mi…

RT @wiltshirepolice: Fallen Electrical Cables in High Street, Pewsey. Road currently closed.Please avoid the area and seek alternative rout…

Peter Hook: I can see you in the Simpsons JCC: That was Sideshow Bob, Pete www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

#TodayILearned that the Honey Monster was previously in Cliff Richard films www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

RT @Samfr: This appears to be Ed Miliband’s speech from three years ago just with lots of coughing and Lee Nelson being a twat.

RT @IanDunt: Tell you what though, this Theresa May is going to be outraged when she reads the speech the other Theresa May gave last year.

RT @MiaFarrow: Yes. By law, gun owners shd have to take out massive insurance policies. Why should victims and families have to pay for gun…

RT @prodnose: Wendy watching Come Dine With Me in next room. Just heard the arch voice over bloke say “It’s the lamb shank redemption!” Be…

It had some good bits, but it’s like a parody of a parody (much like Tory Party conference) Much preferred the Hitmans Bodyguard

Saw the Kingsmen film y’day If you’re after some mindless, knockabout fun….then I’d probably watch the Tory party conference instead

#OnThisDay in 1981 Crass played at The Grange Hotel, Salisbury. Supported by Annie Anxiety and Dirt

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