Thinking policemen are getting younger is supposed to be a sign that you’re getting older
I’ve reached an age where retired policemen seem to be looking younger
I’m not sure I know exactly what a syllabub is…..but ‘syllabub’ is a really nice word
Good news
#TodayILearned that the Prawn Mayonnaise has been Marks and Spencer’s best selling sandwich for 36 years
RT @SimonWardPhoto: Ongoing incident at Sarum House in between Zizzi and Tesco on Castle Street #Salisbury
RT @SimonWardPhoto: Three fire engines arrive at Sarum House in between Zizzi and Tesco on Castle Street #Salisbury
Hearing sirens and a helicopter :(
RT @NicholasTyrone: God, only Corbyn could make Theresa May look reasonably good #PMQs
RT @JohnGlenUK: My thoughts and prayers this evening are with my constituent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia. We still do not know al…
RT @BenPBradshaw: Shambolic Boris Johnson arrives late for #Skripal Urgent Statement. Speaker quips “he must have got stuck at the border between Islington and Camden
RT @GinBroguesHats: @TwopTwips CONVINCE people you are a time traveller by running up to strangers and demanding to know what year it is.
RT @wiltshirepolice: We are continuing to appeal to any members of the public who may have information in relation to this incident to cont…
RT @AllieHBNews: “suspected that two people have been exposed to an unknown substance in Salisbury.”
Wiltshire Police @wiltshirepolice Wiltshire Police and partners have declared a major incident after it is suspected that two people have been exposed to an unknown substance in Salisbury. Read the full update on our website: wiltshire.police.uk/article/1…
RT @FromSteveHowell: If developers won’t build on land, compulsorily purchase it at pre-planning prices & use for social housing. Land bank…
Miles Davis bodyguard was previously a boxer
He said that older boxers were less predictable and better at improvising because they worked out to jazz
Via @krisbowersmusic on @heatrockspod
By my calculation it’s 70 days exactly until the 2018 @SalisburySHC Midnight Walk, which is following a new route this year
Don’t often hear from Mr Abramovich #cfc #ktbffh
RT @EastLondonGroup: On 3rd March 1943 173 people very sadly died in the Bethnal Green tube disaster. Albert Turpin was Mayor of Bethnal Gr…
Danny Baker seems to have turned into Jeff or Geoff from @CheerfulPodcast
Viva the Jeffocracy!
I’m going out to the bins. I may be some time