.@ComResPolls asked me if @Nigel_Farage, @MayorofLondon, @jeremycorbyn, or Michael Gove would influence my #Brexit vote.

Still smirking…

RT @Chelsea_HQ: If our players don’t show some fight against Spurs, I want them all gone. It’s the one game we simply have to win.

Isn’t it time Pochettino went off to Madrid or Munich or somewhere? This is getting tiresome #STOTOT

Spurs have got more like Stoke more successfully than Stoke have got more like Spurs. Sadly.

Swears aren’t big or clever and I try not to do them (honest, I do)…

But sometimes they do make me laugh withoutbullshit.com/blog/mary…

Really going to try very, very hard to pretend the 2015-16 season never happened

The @avfcofficial statement says ‘A search to appoint a new manager remains a priority’.

I didn’t really think slipped off the ‘To Do’ list

Not so much a game of two halves….@chelseafc have had a season of three thirds

Saw @pentabustheatre This Land @salisburyplay. Thought provoking, but a lot of fun too… Worth seeing if you get the chance

Stupid game :(

RT @lizzyfa: @salisbury_matt it’s ok West Ham are safe😬

I’ve said it before and I’ll probably say it again. I love the NHS.

Bad couple of weeks for Mr Cameron. First the tax thing, now Aston Villa relegated…

Nice piece about a nice chap - Claudio Ranieri www.telegraph.co.uk/books/aut…

Nothing’s perfect….but this picture always cheers me up

Auto-generated description: Two men are sitting side by side, both smiling, in formal attire with a wooden backdrop behind them. The two men are Martin McGuiness and Ian Paisley and I still can't believe it.

RT @petercmoore: Say what you want about all this rain, but it’s a great way of finding out whether you have holes in your shoes!

The internet, @EH_Stonehenge & London sewage system all on 1 list or other on Wikipedia’s Wonders of the World page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wond…

Previous tweet was wrong. The ‘Diligence’ was a type of stagecoach, not a specific one www.britannica.com/technolog…

#TodayILearned that there was a stagecoach called The Salisbury Diligence. Not very lucky

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#TodayILearned what the Python programming language is named after www.howtogeek.com/trivia/th…