“Describing someone as an architect of Brexit is like describing the Luftwaffe as an architect of London.”

#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay from Marina Hyde

RT @shedboy63: @theresa_may 🎼"I got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P…

I vaguely remember @BevBevanELO being the celebrity guest when the Radio One Roadshow came to Wilton House sometime in the 1970s

I’m sure I remember an ELO hot air balloon was involved

#TodayILearned that the full name of Bev Bevan, drummer of ELO and the Move, is Beverly Bevan

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RT @sodajerker: Here’s just a sample of the brilliant women we’ve been fortunate enough to speak with on the podcast. Happy #IWD2019 all! h…

…etc, etc

I’m sure both parents and teachers of school age children would embrace these extra learning opportunities

:)

Now that our kids are grown up I would like to say that i think #worldbookday is a bit unfair

There should also be a world geography day where kids wear national costumes, a world history day where they dress as historic characters, a chemistry day where they dress as an element t.co/wszI7M5io…

#TodayILearned that the most successful British girl band who played instruments was We’ve Got a Fuzzbox and We’re Going to Use It

They were fab

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#TodayILearned that Barack Obama has nearly twice as many Twitter followers as the current President

“You’re can say there’s a one-in-a-million chance, but if there are 500 million tweets a day, you’ll get 500 one-in-a-million episodes daily”

@brucedaisley, European Twitter VP

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The column of steam is the Hogwarts Express, passing through Salisbury.

I expect

“I’ve looked it up, I’ve done 50,000 tweets and I have to say not all of them were as well judged as they could have been”

Me too, tbh

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RT @SalisburyCivic: Salisbury – Broken Bridges and Harnham Circular Walk www.baldhiker.com/2019/01/1…

RT @listonb: What’s your ideal conference session length?

So, Mr or Mrs Spellchecker, after all the useless suggestions you’ve suggested to me today….did you lift a finger to help me spell ‘rhyming’?

No, you did not

There’s a car called a ‘kadjar’, apparently

It’s as if the makers have taken the word ‘car’, and the Cockney Rhyming Slang for car, ‘jam-jar’ and mashed them up together

RT @MikeStuchbery_: I wrote about last night’s experience being doorstepped ‘Tommy’ in the @Independent. www.independent.co.uk/voices/to…

RT @SpireFM: CONGRATULATIONS: Well done to @nick_bailey1772 for smashing the Β£10,000 target! Nick is running the Salisbury marathon for the…

Could talking about changing the clocks every six months soon be a thing of the past?

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RT @SalisburyNHS: Following inaccurate reporting by the Mail and BBC we would like to clarify that at no time did the hospital close A&E, a…