My word of the day today is ‘pestle’.

RT @Andrew_Adonis: A third of young people aren’t registered to vote. European elections are just 5 weeks today! Register here & now - &…

RT @Boston_Blues: COME ON AJAX!

The dread prospect of a Spuds-Scouse CL final

#IFeelSick

Much as it goes against the grain to say something positive about Any Other London Club, this is a great thing to do

QPR FC @QPR 💙 #QPR are going to gift the naming rights of Loftus Road to a local charity from next season – and are asking fans to choose the charity in question

Addressing suggestions that the whole debacle was a grand scheme to attract attention, the Chief Operating Officer said:

“We’re not that dumb. And we’re not that smart”

They were both in a waiting room, waiting to see Lord Castlereagh

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#TodayILearned that Lord Nelson and the Duke of Wellington met only once, at 12 Downing Street

(Via @dobbs_michael House of Cards)

Enjoying this episode of @cbwallop about ‘the New Coke Disaster’….but I now really fancy a Pepsi podcasts.apple.com/sc/podcas…

RT @PlazaRomsey: It’s opening night tonight for Daisy Pulls It Off!

I hadn’t twigged that it was a Salisbury judge.

So I’ll rephrase

Salisbury men can’t multi-task

Nor can they properly read the article they are re-tweeting

Matt Penny ⭐⭐ @salisbury_matt Men can’t multi-task

Joshua Rozenberg@JoshuaRozenberg Apr 16, 2019 A senior judge has revealed he was excused from jury service because he was due to preside over the case in question

Men can’t multi-task twitter.com/JoshuaRoz…

RT @jonathanwthomas: Someone just left a comment telling me I should never start a sentence with and or but. But I want to. And I will.

Game of Thrones last night….it was a bit of a surprise when the Daleks turned up

RT @NancySinatra: I was just told my album, Nancy, was released 50 years ago today. Billy Strange and I created an album I am still proud o…

Interesting point from @bbclaurak - the EU said there would be no extension without the UK having a solid plan for a way forward.

There is no plan, but we got an extension anyway

#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay

Andrew Adonis @Andrew_Adonis Caligula made his horse a consul Quote Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky Telegraph piece backs Mark Francois for leader

#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay

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And it has this m.youtube.com/watch t.co/gsufjyxmf…

#DefineYourMusicTasteIn7Singers ….because for some reason it works better for me than #DefineYourMusicTasteIn7Bands

@NancySinatra Dusty Springfield @smokeyrobinson Elvis Presley @christymoore45 Desmond Dekker Johnny Cash